My boss came in the other day and said it's cat had come home missing an eye...

I said that's weird cause I saw one in the middle of the road on my way in this morning

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bradleyh93
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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My Boss: It's raining cats and dogs out there...

Be careful, you might step in a poodle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohmygodbecky33
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2015
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One of the tree on our construction site seems dead but keeps coming back to life

This has happened a few times. So yesterday on a conference call my boss mentions that this tree thinks he's either a cat with 9 lives or Jesus christ. I start laughing hysterically because in my head all I can think of is treesus christ.

My second child will be born in 2 weeks. I'm ultimate dad now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TurtleCatJr
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2018
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Unexpected morbid humor from my boss (a dad)

Boss: How was your weekend?

Me: My cat is dying. So I spent Saturday, sitting on the couch, doing work, and trying to figure out what kind of music you play for a dying cat...

Boss: DeathCat for Cutie?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pilly-bilgrim
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2013
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