Good Boss Puns

Me: "Word".

I said sure and headed home

So we all went out to the bar !

So there I was working on a small project; I make signs and was working on something for a local election candidate. The client wanted small plastic fans with a pic of her on sticks for her upcoming rally. 300 of them. Our plotter wasn't able to trace them out so I'm hand cutting 300 plastic pieces. My boss walks in, and I say "Man this is gonna take all day." and he replies "Well, looks like you got your work cut out for you today." And walks off.

So I work at a Wendy's and we have our fries in Large, Small, Medium, or Value size. I was working fries and an order for a small fry and two values. I make the small but didn't hear the values, and my boss tells me to make them, and as I start I say,

"Oh man, I heard the small but I guess I didn't hear anything of value!"

The groan was so satisfying.

Out with the boss and some co-workers, when we start discussing other good restaurants in the area.

Co-Worker: Near my house there is a good thai place, I think its called....

Boss: (cuts co-worker off) Jos-a-bank?

we all just stare at him, as he laughs at his accomplishment.

Me: "Word'

Me: "Word"

Me: "I Excel at it."

Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"

Me: “Word”

Me: "Word"

so I went home.

... so I went home.

Me: "Word"

So, I went home.

So I went home

So I went home!

...so I went home.

So I went home!