Random stranger cold blooded floored me
My girlfriend and I were walking with her carrying a backpack and I was holding a bag of ice on each shoulder.
Random woman walks by and just looks at both of us and goes "she's really giving you the cold shoulder"
I was just floored. I never saw her before and I've never seen her again but I really hope things are working out for her.
That was really cold-blooded of Mark Zuckerberg to give out user data.
Time to get rid of lizard on our walls.
Read a news headline about a newly uncovered warm-blooded fish.
Mention it to my roommate and he is asking me details about the article which I havn't read yet.
I respond: "I don't know, I'm not a fishionado".
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. Nurse asked the rabbit what his blood type is
He replied " I am probably a Type O"
A pastor, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank, and the nurse asks what blood type they are.
The rabbit says, “I’m probably a Type-O”
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs lying in a pool of blood?
What do you call Batman's blood vessels?
Why did the potato cough up blood?
Because it had tuber-culosis
A priest, A Baptist minister, and a rabbit go into a red cross to donate blood. The nurse asks "What is your blood type"?
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"
There’s a city where all the people have the same blood type
The capital of Taiwan. They’re all Taipai.
Today I found out that you can actually hear the blood flowing through your veins.
You just have to listen varicosely.
What do you call a tree that sucks blood?
Did you hear about the blood transfusion?
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type
As he died, he kept insisting "be positive", but it's hard without him.
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It takes guts to be an organ donor
For real tho. Donate your organs. It saved my dads life 😁
I went to donate blood and the clinician asked, ‘Would you like to lay down?’
I told them I was inclined to it.
Lil Nas X sold his sole to make these nike shoes with a drop of human blood
Jehovah's Witness favourite band.
It is rumored that the worst secretaries have typo blood.
What Do You Call a Russian with Low Blood/Oxygen Content?
Hammer and Sickle Cell Anemic!
A scientist discovered the null blood type (type 0) in 1901
My uncle died last week because the doctors couldn't figure out his blood type.
At least my uncle was being supportive as he kept on yelling, "Be positive!"
What do bloods call their guns?
What blood type does an optimist have?
My grandfather died because the report said he had Type A blood.
Unfortunately it was a Type-O.
A red blood cell was travelling through the bloodstream...
It bumped into another cell and screamed "Jesus Christ!!" God was not happy, he said "You should never use the Lords name in vein."
I once dated a phlebotomist whom, when she tried to draw my blood, said "Be positive."
It was then I realized, she wasn't my type.
In the movie Inside Out, what is Joy’s blood type?
Dialysis is a blood bath.
Blood and Organ related puns please
So a colleague is leaving my work (transfusion medicine lab) to work as an information manager for the organ transplant service. I make cards and I’m trying to think up something punny to write on/in his card and I’ll paint a picture on the front for context. I was thinking like “bloody good luck” or “sorry you’re transplanting”... but less shitty!
Thanks in advance :)
Need donors for my phone's blood transfusion.
Live savings spent in a second
What would you call a walking mosquito?
On what type of plate does Dracula get his blood soup served on?
I realized today the life of a blood cell is truly futile..
After all, it lives its whole life in vein
Grandpa died because we couldn’t figure out his blood type.
At least he told us to be positive.
Why is the doctor at the blood bank picky about her dates?
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.
The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's your blood type?"
"I'm probably a Type O", said the rabbit.
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked into a blood donation clinic
The nurse asked the rabbit: "what is your blood type?"
"I'm probably a type O" said the rabbit.
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked in to a blood donation clinic.
The nurse asked the rabbit: "What is your blood type?"
"I am probably a type O" said the rabbit.
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood donor centre...
The nurse asks the rabbit what blood type he is.
The rabbit replies "I think I'm a type O"
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
You just have to listen varicosely
Priest, vicar and rabbit go to give blood.
Dr “ what blood type are you rabbit?”
To which the rabbit replies,
Rabbit “ probably a Type-O”
A monk, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
Rabbit says “I think I’m a type O”
My blood test result said my blood type was type A
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type
As he died he kept on insisting for us to “be positive”, but it’s hard without him.
My grandfather died because the report said he had Type A blood
Turns out it was a Type-O
A priest an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank
The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type O."
A priest a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank
The rabbit says I think I'm a type-o
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