I was winning in a staring contest once...

and it was all taken away in the blink of an eye.

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Wife said she was wearing black today because she was in mourning...

Me: What are you wearing in the afternoon?
Wife: :::blinks twice and walks away:::

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📅︎ Nov 09 2016
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