A list of puns related to "Literally"
At US-Mexico border:
Cop: βName of the car?β
Guy: βAudi Quattroβ
Cop: βHow many people in the car?β
Guy: β5β
Cop: βThatβs illegal. Please step out of the vehicle.β
Guy: βNo, no, the car seats 5 easily. Itβs just called Quattro.β
Cop: βSir Iβm afraid thatβs a safety hazard and you all cannot proceed further. Please step out of the vehicle.β
Guy: βThatβs nonsense. Whereβs your supervisor? I would like to talk to someone sensible.β
Cop: βAfraid canβt do that either. Heβs busy talking to those two guys in a Fiat Uno.β
Probably because the tomatoes are strained
2020 won
Me: βI said I was INTO RESTING!β
Me: When did my resume learn to talk?
What does the Pink Panther say when he knocked over an ant hill?
Dead ant... dead ant... dead ant dead ant dead ant... dead ant dead ant....
A comma.
A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
I asked her, "Who's Literally?"
He always helps me with maps and diagrams, pointing out all the little symbols and what they mean.
when she went into labor. (She was not impressed.)
Carbon Dioxide
The new campaign is a killer
Toof hurty
She will be so happy when she finds out I ordered a new one.
Me: βChamorro? Itβs Chursday.β
...And It's Disguising.
guess this year is gonna be their year- its twinny twinny after all.
*twinny twinny sounds like twenty twenty (2020)*
I said, βOK, Zoomer.β
Heβs a small arms dealer.
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