A list of puns related to "Blanketed"
Wife and I married in October and had our first married Christmas together at the in-laws house:
Bro-in-law: (opens present) Oh! A reversible throw blanket! Me: So is the opposite of a reverse throw called... a catch?
This may be my last Christmas with the in-laws.
But I will recover.
We're a cover band
Go undercover.
It was Microsoft.
Because compression is the opposite of tension!
I didn’t get it though, the cold never really bothered me anyways.
Go to the corners because it's 90° there.
Dad: Can you please put a little blanket or a tiny sweater on him?
He's a little chilli!
An undercover cop
I did because I put it on sleep mode.
So that he could cover the entire syllabus.
Holy sheet
“Oh sheet.”
Dad: Go stand in the corner son, it’s 90° over there
This is a most heavy decision.
She says it was worth the weight.
Shhh. I'm undercover
But the last few nights I’ve been warming up to it.
It was a night knight fort for Fortnight for a fortnight.
... along with a cashmere blanket. It seemed odd, but on top of all of that she put a cheap thin sheet woven from flax fibers. I was standing by the dresser and accidentally bumped a hot pot of Earl Grey, spilling it all over the bed. My wife told me not to worry. Amazingly, despite the amount that I had spilled, none of it got onto the fancy blanket or bedding. I was completely befuddled, so she explained, "Brewed tea is only linen deep."
You take away her blanket
A weighted blanket.
His colleagues began to suspect he was working undercover...
Don’t worry i’ll recover
They're my quilty pleasure
He never recovered
My cover was blown constantly
It was a bum wrap.
He then took out a pillow, put his bag on it, and covered the bag with a baby blanket. "What are you doing?" asked the judge. The lawyer replied, "I rest my case."
we call the defendant quilty"
I'm down
Some recognition
I was scared sheetless.
Besides, you should be keeping that under wraps...
It's a cover band
It's a cover band.
An undercover cop
But I will recover.
"Oh sheet"
OH SHEET
Oh sheet!
He said he felt a little chili
Don’t worry I’ll recover.
Oh sheet!
Oh sheet.
I was scared sheetless.
Oh sheet
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