A list of puns related to "Best Gardening"
The Hulk, because he has a green thumb.
A Mumble-bee. I work in the Garden Center at a DIY store and this joke is the best I can come up with ATM lol.
I'm a massage therapist in a spa. While working with a client, she mentioned she plays violin, works out regularly, and runs a successful business. Then:
Client: "I also like to do a lot of gardening."
Me: "Seems like you've got your hands in quite a few pots!"
She agreed then continued about how she enjoyed gardening. She finished speaking, then after 5 minutes of silence she yells, "HAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I just got your joke about the pots!"
Best response to a dadjoke I've ever gotten.
Grandfather (shouting loudly): Dad we are all about to sit outside in the garden. Where is best for you to sit? Great Grandfather: On my bottom.
Collective groan from the family...i'm the only one laughing.
Hulk, he has a green thumb
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