Ring...ring...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/D0NW0N
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Doesn’t ring a bell...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toe-knail
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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This rings a bell.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyrcadian
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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My friend's dog ate her wedding ring...

Now there's a diamond in the ruff (rough)

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πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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I lost my mood ring

I’m not sure how I feel about it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlashHash
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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At camp this year, I had to ring a small bell right at daybreak...

It was a dawn ting task.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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I keep reading The Lord of the Rings over and over again and I can't stop.

I guess it is just a force of Hobbit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eater-of-Tacos
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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When I die, I want to be buried with my wedding ring on.

That'll let God know, that I've been through hell already.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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I bought an imitation diamond engagement ring to propose to my Irish girlfriend on St Patrick's day. I just hope she doesn't notice..

..the sham rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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Sick of everyone’s swiney comments about my ring
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FermentToBee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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Never ring the tinnitus helpline.

It just rings and rings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkBlueMullet
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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What do you call it when someone drops their wedding ring in a dog pen?

A diamond in the ruff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Redspruce925
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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I threw an engagement ring at my girlfriend, but she dodged out of the way.

It was a near Mrs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leif_hans
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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I was having problems with the printer at work last week and I had to ring the engineer. I told him that I kept putting paper in to the printer but the display kept saying it just can't get enough...

The engineer said "ah yes.... it's stuck in Depeche Mode"....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobbylake71
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Why did Bilbo Baggins not want to give up the ring?

It was a force of hobbit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suffocatedwallaby
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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I bought my wife a Diamond ring

β€œYou told me she wanted a car” my friend replies

β€œYeah, I know but where would I find a Fake car” I said

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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Rings some bells
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ha-Ka-Tu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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The Lord of the Rings official pinball machine doesn’t take quarters.

Only Tolkiens

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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"Mom, does Uranus have rings?"

Just his wedding band.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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There are 3 rings in a failed marriage:

Engagement ring

Wedding ring

And suffering...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AesSedai99
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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I hear that Legolas from the Lord of the Rings had an older brother, but he died before Legolas was born.

His name was Legofirst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NiteOwlNov
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Someone stole my mood ring.

I don't know how to feel about that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/westtxfun
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Why couldn't they ring the jinge bells this holiday season?

Why couldn't they ring the jinge bells this holiday season?

There was noel

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Doctor Doctor! At night in my bed I keep saying lines from The Lord of The Rings

That's ok, you're just Tolkien in your sleep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yankee9Niner
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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Where did the duck find it’s ring?

In the quackerjack box.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josentangles
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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I heard they’re remaking one of the Lord of the Rings movies, but everyone rides around on bicycles instead of horses.

They’re calling it The Two Tires

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LEGOM3426
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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I keep reciting all of Lord of The Rings in bed

My wife says I need to do something about Tolkien in my sleep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vwraider
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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My buddy said he bought an engagement ring for his girlfriend that is too big.

"That's harsh," I told him, "I think she has a great body."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Two lumberjacks were cutting wood. One of them shouted at the other over the noise of the chainsaw, β€œWhat was the name of that tree ring dating app you were using?”

The other replied, β€œTiiiiimmmber!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pippingigi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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If you see this car, ring the police. It is stollen.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterEd_ak
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Tolkien typed the entire Lord Of The Rings using only two fingers

That must have been Mordor

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee...

It was atoll...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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Does anyone know who played frodo in Lord of the rings?

I bet Elijah wood know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nemesisprime1984
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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One Carrat Diamond Ring
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Emotional_Plenty
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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In case you’re thinking about getting married, consider this carefullyβ€”-on the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.

On the other hand, you don’t.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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Just bought a diamond ring for the Wife from a green Leprechaun. I dunno...

...Think I was sold a sham rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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Joe gave a girl a ring for Christmas

β€œMarry Christmas” He said

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πŸ‘€︎ u/therderper123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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Lord Of The Rings Book Reference
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MemeMaker_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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I invented a telephone that doesn't ring.

I got the No-bell prize for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LurkyTheHatMan
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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"Do you know that movies about Elves, Dwarves and Hobbits where they try to destroy a ring?"

"You mean The Lord Of The Rings?"

"Yes, that's the one I'm Tolkien about."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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I just swallowed a mood ring.

Not quite sure how I feel about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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So I lost my Mood Ring today...

I'm not so sure how I feel about that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheUltimaWerewolf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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I lost my mood ring today.

I don't know I feel about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ima420r
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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I just lost my mood ring

I can’t tell you how I feel about it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MiggyLT
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Someone took away my mood ring

I don't know how I feel about it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gladiator_12739
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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Somebody stole my mood ring...

I still don't know how I feel about that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProGamer14719
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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i lost my mood ring this morning

i don’t really know how to feel about that

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chickablash
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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Somebody stole my mood ring.

I just don't know how I feel about that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Surabar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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