Despite curfews in place around the county, cops are out all night clubbing.
A Basement Jaxx song came on when I was clubbing with my bald father.
I said, "Where's Your Hair Dad?"
Maybe he’s going clubbing?
If you go clubbing tonight you get an extra hour
The eyes of a seal pup are pure black because they don't go to school. Instead they spend their time clubbing, so...no pupils. (x post /r/ShittyAnimalFacts)
The other day I went clubbing for the first time in years.
Went out, painted the ice red.
Grandma wanted to go clubbing...
Grandma: clit_or_us, I have made up my mind, I'm going out with you guys tonight.
Me: OK, what are you going to wear?
Grandma: Nothing! Just tell them my outfit is wrinkled!
Fight Club is a severely overlooked movie.
Nobody seems to talk about it.
Mary was 8 months pregnant when she was spotted partying at the club
Her friends saw her and asked, "Mary, what are YOU doing here??"
Mary said, "I get knocked up, but I get down again."
One day, Anne decided to create some pencil and paper art. So she grabbed some of her chopped Terra Cotta and decided to create her art at a comedy club. There,
Did you hear about the frog that was double parked outside the club?
He got toad.
It was worth it though...
That club was hopping.
The police found a stolen car that had a nearly complete set of golf clubs inside...
They're still looking for the driver!
What do you call a book club that's been stuck on one book for years?
What do you call a strip club where everything is upside down?
Am I punny enough for the pun club?
Everyone was excited at the Autopsy club.
Baby seal walks into a club
A new father goes to a club that helps adjust to fatherhood
Receptionist: Hello and welcome to the NDA, or New Dad Association, how may I help you today?
Dad: Can I tell other people about this?
A friend opened a strip club called the G.Spot...
It closed after a week as most men couldn't find it.
I started a cancel culture club.
Boy George was not too pleased.
Caveman 1: "I've heard that a dinosaur won't hurt me if I carry a club. Is that true?"
Caveman 2: "That depends on how fast you carry the club."
(Yes, I'm aware of the anachronisms.)
I was once offered the chance to join a secret club, where anyone who asks a question is permanently banned.
This gun club wouldn't let me in until I could ejaculate bullets.
I was skeptical at first, but eventually I came a round
I went to a dance club with the Flu....
What do you call a chess club bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?
Chessnuts boasting in an open foyer
A English man, a Spaniard, a French man, and a German. Go to a club. The guy on stage asks if they can see him. They said
I haven't kept up my subscription to the Scrabble club....
Now they have started sending me threatening letters.
I was at a club last night where they had a Superman themed night.
You should have seen the queue to the cloakroom.
Decided to make a new stripe club today
We only play “Hey There Delilah”. The club will called the Plain White Tease.
I got kicked out of my poetry club because I made too many Linkin Park references
But who could rock a rhyme like this?
What will you call a football club of Chickens?
At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around.
What do you get when Sam Malone from 'Cheers' goes to the club?
I don't understand why anyone would use a club instead of a sword
Someone asked if there is a local chess club?
First rule of “Mute Club”
Nobody talks about “Mute Club”
I had to leave the Neanderthal comedy club early
The humor was too lowbrow
I like to advertise my homemade fruit preserves at clubs.
Whenever a song comes on, I’ll hold up a jar and say, “This is my jam!”
Why was Mike Tyson Sad at the strip club?
I was gonna tell a story about my buddies jogging club,
But it's just a running joke among friends
A man called Bart walks into a club and the man behind the bar shoots him.
He goes “ they don’t call me the Bartender for nothing”
A very honest dad and his son accidentally wander into a strip club.
A prostitute goes to the dad, and he notices her coming his way. He quickly closes his son's eyes.
Son: Dad, what was that woman wearing?
Dad: Uhh, nothing.
My new club on the moon failed...
My friend opened a club called “The G-Spot”
But it closed after a week, because most men couldn’t find it.
Everyone was excited at the Autopsy Club.
At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around...
Everyone was excited to be at our autopsy club this evening.
I was excited to join the Autopsy Club
Wednesday’s are Open Mike Night.
So excited for autopsy club!
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