Despite curfews in place around the county, cops are out all night clubbing.
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︎ Jun 07 2020
A Basement Jaxx song came on when I was clubbing with my bald father.
I said, "Where's Your Hair Dad?"
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︎ Oct 31 2019
Maybe heβs going clubbing?
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︎ Jul 13 2018
If you go clubbing tonight you get an extra hour
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︎ Oct 28 2017
The eyes of a seal pup are pure black because they don't go to school. Instead they spend their time clubbing, so...no pupils. (x post /r/ShittyAnimalFacts)
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︎ May 08 2018
The other day I went clubbing for the first time in years.
Went out, painted the ice red.
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︎ Feb 17 2019
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︎ Apr 12 2016
Grandma wanted to go clubbing...
Grandma: clit_or_us, I have made up my mind, I'm going out with you guys tonight.
Me: OK, what are you going to wear?
Grandma: Nothing! Just tell them my outfit is wrinkled!
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︎ Dec 29 2013
Did you hear about the frog that was double parked outside the club?
He got toad.
It was worth it though...
That club was hopping.
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︎ Apr 13 2021
What do you call a strip club where everything is upside down?
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︎ Apr 05 2021
What do you call a book club that's been stuck on one book for years?
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︎ Mar 11 2021
Baby seal walks into a club
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︎ Mar 30 2021
Everyone was excited at the Autopsy club.
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︎ Feb 16 2021
Am I punny enough for the pun club?
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︎ Feb 13 2021
A new father goes to a club that helps adjust to fatherhood
Receptionist: Hello and welcome to the NDA, or New Dad Association, how may I help you today?
Dad: Can I tell other people about this?
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︎ Mar 16 2021
I started a cancel culture club.
Boy George was not too pleased.
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︎ Mar 08 2021
A friend opened a strip club called the G.Spot...
It closed after a week as most men couldn't find it.
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︎ Feb 25 2021
Caveman 1: "I've heard that a dinosaur won't hurt me if I carry a club. Is that true?"
Caveman 2: "That depends on how fast you carry the club."
(Yes, I'm aware of the anachronisms.)
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︎ Mar 26 2021
This gun club wouldn't let me in until I could ejaculate bullets.
I was skeptical at first, but eventually I came a round
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︎ Mar 13 2021
I was once offered the chance to join a secret club, where anyone who asks a question is permanently banned.
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︎ Jan 23 2021
What do you call a chess club bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?
Chessnuts boasting in an open foyer
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︎ Feb 19 2021
I went to a dance club with the Flu....
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︎ Feb 09 2021
I was at a club last night where they had a Superman themed night.
You should have seen the queue to the cloakroom.
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︎ Feb 16 2021
I haven't kept up my subscription to the Scrabble club....
Now they have started sending me threatening letters.
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︎ Feb 10 2021
What will you call a football club of Chickens?
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︎ Feb 12 2021
What do you get when Sam Malone from 'Cheers' goes to the club?
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︎ Feb 08 2021
Decided to make a new stripe club today
We only play βHey There Delilahβ. The club will called the Plain White Tease.
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︎ Jan 16 2021
I got kicked out of my poetry club because I made too many Linkin Park references
But who could rock a rhyme like this?
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︎ Dec 30 2020
At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
A English man, a Spaniard, a French man, and a German. Go to a club. The guy on stage asks if they can see him. They said
βYesβ βOuiβ βSΓβ βJaβ
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︎ Apr 11 2020
I had to leave the Neanderthal comedy club early
The humor was too lowbrow
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︎ Jan 09 2021
I don't understand why anyone would use a club instead of a sword
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Someone asked if there is a local chess club?
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︎ Dec 03 2020
First rule of βMute Clubβ
Nobody talks about βMute Clubβ
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︎ Nov 28 2020
I was gonna tell a story about my buddies jogging club,
But it's just a running joke among friends
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︎ Jan 11 2021
Clever strip club sign
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︎ Mar 30 2020
I like to advertise my homemade fruit preserves at clubs.
Whenever a song comes on, Iβll hold up a jar and say, βThis is my jam!β
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︎ Oct 03 2020
A man called Bart walks into a club and the man behind the bar shoots him.
He goes β they donβt call me the Bartender for nothingβ
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︎ Dec 02 2020
A very honest dad and his son accidentally wander into a strip club.
A prostitute goes to the dad, and he notices her coming his way. He quickly closes his son's eyes.
Son: Dad, what was that woman wearing?
Dad: Uhh, nothing.
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︎ Dec 29 2020
Why was Mike Tyson Sad at the strip club?
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︎ Sep 13 2020
Iraqi comedy club...
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︎ Dec 26 2020
My new club on the moon failed...
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Back in high school my Shakespeare Club have me an award
I was voted most likely To.Be
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︎ Dec 10 2020
If I told you I knew a convoluted joke about a golf club, a sheep, a stinging insect, a tree, and that scary clown movie...
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︎ Nov 15 2020
Went to the comedy club with some friends and ended up paying for everyone...
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︎ Dec 13 2020
My friend opened a club called βThe G-Spotβ
But it closed after a week, because most men couldnβt find it.
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︎ Mar 04 2021
Everyone was excited at the Autopsy Club.
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︎ Nov 01 2020
At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around...
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︎ Nov 17 2020
I was excited to join the Autopsy Club
Wednesdayβs are Open Mike Night.
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︎ Oct 03 2020
Everyone was excited to be at our autopsy club this evening.
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︎ Aug 25 2020
So excited for autopsy club!
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︎ Sep 22 2020
What's the most popular event at autopsy club?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
At my book club, I was wondering why they were throwing Stephan King books at me.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
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