My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.
You'd be impressed with the display cabinet I have at home, full of saltwater and semen.
How can a room full of married people be empty?
Because there’s not a single person there
On my death bed I’l request to be moved to a tub full of pees just before I die so people can say ‘may he rest in pees’
I used to be really into the full Moon
Turns out it was just a phase
My dad said the other day, when I was feeling low, 'don't worry it could be worse, you could be in a hole full of water'
Tell you what, when I see a full moon, I'm thankful for my health. You see, I used to be a werewolf...
... but I'm alright nnnNNAAAAAWWWOOOOOOOOOO-AOW-AOW-AWWWOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo!
(Told this to my wife when we were walking through a city at night with a full moon and she actually ran off at full speed, leaving me stood there feeling like a moron...)
Now that Elon Musk has launched his Tesla Roadster into orbit, why is space soon going to be full of diseases?
Because it’s no longer auto immune.
(Told to my by my actual dad. The screenshot of his text got removed from /r/funny :( )
The life story of a professional body piercer would be full of holes.
Our choir used to be a full SATB chorus...
Now that the Tenors had left, everyone has been pretty SAB lately.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
My friend keeps saying “Cheer up man, it could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
How can a room full of married people be empty?
Because there isn't a single person in the room
How can a room full of married people be empty?
Because there isn't a single person there.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying, “Cheer up, it could be worse, you could get stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
One of my friends keeps telling me “It could be worse, you could be quarantined underground, in a hole full of water.”
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
My friend keeps saying “cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water”
I know he means well.
(Since my last well-joke did well (pun intended) I thought this would be a nice follow-up)
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man, it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"
My friend keeps saying cheer up it could be worse you could be in a hole in the ground full of water
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
My friend keeps saying "Cheer up man, things could be worse. You could be in an underground hole full of water"
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