Bank Card Puns

A list of puns related to "Bank Card"

My wifes bank card was stolen 3 days ago.

So far they have spent less than her everyday, so I'm not saying anything.

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👤︎ u/MrBrianWeldon
📅︎ Aug 31 2020
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My fiancé just said this one. Me: A package came for our cat today.

Fiancé: Oh, I didn't realise she was ordering packages.

Me: She must've gone to the bank to get herself a debit card.

Fiancé: Nah, she just went to the neighbours tree.

Me: Huh?

Fiancé: The local branch.

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👤︎ u/Maturius
📅︎ Aug 17 2020
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The Government is pushing us towards a cashless society. But I won't stand for it...

I want change!

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👤︎ u/GingerBraFace
📅︎ Oct 30 2017
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70 years old and he's still got it

Decided to join my parents for dinner when my mother tells me she found my debit card in the washing machine. My dad says "you better watch out, you might get a call from the bank for money laundering"

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👤︎ u/mathmistress
📅︎ May 13 2015
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