My wifes bank card was stolen 3 days ago.

So far they have spent less than her everyday, so I'm not saying anything.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MrBrianWeldon
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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My fiancรฉ just said this one. Me: A package came for our cat today.

Fiancรฉ: Oh, I didn't realise she was ordering packages.

Me: She must've gone to the bank to get herself a debit card.

Fiancรฉ: Nah, she just went to the neighbours tree.

Me: Huh?

Fiancรฉ: The local branch.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Maturius
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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The Government is pushing us towards a cashless society. But I won't stand for it...

I want change!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/GingerBraFace
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 30 2017
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70 years old and he's still got it

Decided to join my parents for dinner when my mother tells me she found my debit card in the washing machine. My dad says "you better watch out, you might get a call from the bank for money laundering"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mathmistress
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