A fox went to a nearby ATM machine, and took out his card.

A girl nearby and a monkey screamed, "Swiper, no swiping!"

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📅︎ Nov 28 2018
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You can use your library card to take out money at an ATM...

... but you have to return it within two weeks.

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📅︎ Dec 05 2018
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My girlfriend got me a beauty

.. I lost my atm card, and when i changed into my jeans i found it in my pocket and also $10 in my other pocket.. I said "stop looking i found it" and said "i found my card in my jeans and also $10... She said "see it pays to check your pockets".. I honestly didn't think she had it in her

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📅︎ Apr 24 2014
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My Dad stole a dead guy's money

talking to my dad about aftermath of Paul Walker's death

ME: I heard his family is making a donation to his disaster relief charity.

DAD: Not if I can help it.

ME: What do you mean?

DAD: I've been using his ATM card for some extra cash.

ME: Bull. You would need to know his PIN number.

DAD: I do. It's 0-2-60

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📅︎ Jan 11 2014
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