I went to the zoo and seen a baguette in a cage.
The zoo told me it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Feb 17 2021
To kill a French vampire, you have to drive a baguette through it's heart.
Sounds easy, but the process is painstaking .
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Went to the zoo this morning and found a baguette in a cage.
Pretty sure it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
I tried to build a house from baguettes
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︎ Jan 16 2021
What does a French dominatrix say as she whacks you with a baguette?
Welcome.. to the world of le pain!
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︎ Nov 06 2020
Today someone hit me with a baguette
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︎ Nov 13 2020
If a baker assaults somebody with a baguette...
...can he be charged with assault with a breadly weapon?
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︎ Sep 04 2020
What do you call a baguette up your butt
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︎ Oct 28 2020
My sister's family lost their only income when his husband got fired from his job making shoes, baguettes and sausages.
He was their sole bread wiener.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
French zombies are impervious to wooden stakes. You have to stab them with baguettes...
... which is a pain staking process.
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︎ Oct 04 2020
What does a burnt baguette and an unwanted child have in common?
Didn't pull out fast enough.
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︎ Aug 17 2020
I once accidentally sat on a baguette
It was a pain in the arse
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︎ Jun 29 2020
A man goes to the zoo and sees a baguette in a cage
The man says to a zookeeper "Why's that in there?" and the zookeeper says "What do you mean? It's bread in captivity. "
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︎ May 06 2020
Last week at the zoo, I saw a baguette in a cage.
It made me sad, because I knew it was bread in captivity.
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︎ May 02 2019
Baguette medicine is what I need
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︎ Jul 28 2019
Never baguette
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︎ Apr 03 2019
I decided not to buy a baguette after seeing a pathetic mock up of it in the bakery window.
It was a terrible roll model.
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︎ Sep 11 2019
*screams in baguette*
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︎ Apr 04 2019
Take this pun and Baguette with the others
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︎ Feb 21 2019
What did the girl buy at the bakery? βShe-bought-a baguette!β
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︎ Jun 10 2019
Baguettes are better than croissants change my mind
In France people give each other white roses on Valentineβs Day because they surrender their love to each other
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︎ Feb 14 2019
Dis you hear about the man who was hospitalised after using a baguette as an improvised sex toy?
The doctor said it was a complete pain in the ass.
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︎ Jun 08 2019
What do you call a dog made entirely of baguettes?
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︎ May 11 2019
I went to the zoo today where I saw a baguette behind the bars out of curiosity I asked the zoo keeper if everything was alright he replied
βYeahh mate no problem itβs bread in captivityβ
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︎ Aug 25 2019
Someone shoved a baguette up my donkey's butt
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︎ Dec 19 2018
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage
The keeper said it was bread in captivity
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︎ Feb 22 2021
I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
I went to the zoo today and found a baguette in a cage...
I'm pretty sure it was bread in captivity
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︎ Jan 24 2021
The only way to kill a French vampire is to slowly drive a baguette through its heart.
The process is a little painstaking.
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︎ Oct 20 2020
I went to the zoo the other day and saw a baguette in the cage
The sign said bread in captivity
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︎ Jun 27 2020
I saw a baguette in a cage, there was a sign next to it.
It reads βBread in Captivityβ
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︎ Jul 04 2020
I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Apr 12 2020
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.
It was bread in captivity.
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︎ Feb 03 2020
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.
It was bread in captivity.
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︎ Jan 30 2020
Only way to kill a French vampire is to stab it in its heart with a baguette.
But the whole damn process is painstaking.
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︎ May 31 2020
I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zoo keeper said it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Sep 12 2019
To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart
Sounds easy but the process is painstaking.
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︎ Jan 03 2020
I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Apr 27 2018
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Jun 20 2019
Did you see the baguette in a cage?
The sign underneath it said bread in captivity.
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︎ Feb 07 2020
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage
The Zookeeper said it was bread in captivity
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︎ Jan 11 2019
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Mar 05 2019
A baguette in the butt would be a pain in the ass.
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︎ Sep 05 2017
Last time I went to the zoo I saw a baguette in a cage, .
when I asked the keeper about it, he said it was bread in captivity
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︎ Jul 25 2019
So I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage....
I asked the zoo keeper why there was a baguette in a cage and he said it was bread in captivity!
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︎ Mar 25 2019
Went to the zoo yesterday with my family and saw a baguette in a cage
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity
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︎ Apr 21 2019
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage...
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Mar 02 2018
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage
The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity
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︎ Nov 25 2018
went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Jun 17 2018
I saw a baguette at the zoo
It was Bread in captivity
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︎ Jun 21 2019
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