It's my b'day today, the big five oh.
As my son have me my 50th birthday card, I said " You know, i would have been happy with one"
😁😆😅🤣😂🙃
If you're born on Earth Day, then it's your B-Earth-Day.
Ba-dum-tss
- Yes, I'm born on Earth Day
I just thought of this from all the b-day greetings i got in facebook today
I went to B&Q the other day; the shop attendant asked me if i wanted decking
So i turned round and punched him first.
How do you greet a stinky Australian?
B'day, mate!
This joke failed in r/jokes I want to see if you all have a better sense of humor.
