Chopstick.
She was hauling adze!
I told him ok, Iβd get him an X and a Y... my 12 year old cracked up, the 8 year old was confused. I still look at it as a win.
All that cleavage.
It was an axident
An Axe to Grind
A boy begs his father to get him a Christmas tree this year.
Each year, the boy asks and the father tells him, "I don't
want to pay for it."
But the son kept begging. Unable to bear his son's whining,
he picks up his axe one day and heads out of the house.Β
Thirty minutes later he returns with a great big Christmas tree. "How did you cut it down so fast?" his son asks.
"I didn't cut it down," the father replies.Β
"I got it at a tree lot."
"Then why did you bring an axe?"
"Because I didn't want to pay."
Apparently it was a real hatchet job
Never mind youβd chop at it.
You will dialogue
A miner inconvenience
The lumberjack looked up at the tree and paused saying "well, you may be a talking tree, but I'll see that you die a log!"
He was hauling adze!
It wasnβt very cleaver.
The lumberjack responded, βAnd you will dialogue.β
At the βChopping Maul.β
easier to get a head
An AXEIDENT
What an adze!
Luckily, they had a power chord.
I replaced the head once,and the handle twice, but it feels good to own a piece of American history.
After he said that he wanna be Mighty Thor and he wanna show me his new look. (We saw Endgame the day before)
To have better axe-ess to apples.
As told by my 8 year old.
I'd answer their important question
That's right.... I had an axe-ident
Hope you can handle it.
It wasn't very cleaver.
