Throwing Axes Puns

A list of puns related to "Throwing Axes"

A disgruntled employee of an axe throwing establishment was leaving one-star Yelp reviews

Apparently it was a real hatchet job

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👤︎ u/P8ntballz
📅︎ Oct 27 2020
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Cut myself at a BYOB axe throwing place last night

That's right.... I had an axe-ident

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👤︎ u/kevincredible22
📅︎ Oct 15 2017
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Marry her faster
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👤︎ u/RobMash11
📅︎ Apr 07 2018
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I've decided on a number of time-out punishments for my one and future kids...
  1. Stand in front of a mirror and reflect on what they've done.
  2. Sit in the corner where the floor speakers are to face the music.

Any other suggestions?

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👤︎ u/chewgl
📅︎ Aug 04 2014
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