A list of puns related to "Attentional"
He mustβve been at deafβs door.
A tractor.
https://preview.redd.it/n7zvpwxkj6m51.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=54f0549ebd3c055929698d6fef3bc05782bf5282
Tell him you're all ears.
[I just thought of this while eating dinner and I'm pretty happy with it. I chuckled, and even my partner didn't sigh her usual sigh!]
ACH...
...TUNG!
Relevant image on the post in which I made the joke:
https://imgur.com/gallery/6RjUUBx
π¨ <-- THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I think he went overboard
Had a blonde moment
Sea kelp
Pssst-tachios.
His name is 80-HD.
I can't remember what he said after that
Say A U
he just has issues with claws and effects.
I couldn't even pay attention.
The centaur of attention..... ill see myself out
Aware Wolf
Or something like that.
So I simply sat down and looked comfortable, that did the trick
Turns out it was a big dill. Iβm allergic.
She then said I need to pay more attention at school pick up.
... corona takes the crown
.. and that child took all the attention growing up, Optimus Prime would become "trans(-)parent".
EDIT: I meant "had", not "got".
The head veterinarian at a zoo noticed something alarming in a patientβs record. A monkey that had been a healthy weight at its last checkup was now recorded as being only half that.
Fearing for the monkeyβs health, he went and saw it, expecting it to be sickly and skeletal. However, the monkey seemed totally normal. Confused told his staff to weigh the monkey again.
They did, but the number they reported was still astonishingly low. Sure it was a mistake, he went to weigh the monkey for himself. But when he put the monkey on the scale, it showed a number that was still far too low, and couldnβt possibly be right.
After a moment he spotted the problem: behind the scale was a grab bar on the wall, and the monkey had stealthily grabbed it with its tail, and was supporting some of its weight off the scale that way.
So the monkey's weight was fine, they just weren't paying attention to de tail.
Sadly, she just focuses on acronyms though
I've been training for this."
they're always like, "Notes me, senpai"
Just sit down and look comfortable!
An attempted murder
But I dont have any money
βA u!β
I took it as a sign.
A tractor.
https://preview.redd.it/zvki93lxox151.png?width=939&format=png&auto=webp&s=18ec66f3737f805d7e1fa7ad519cd53414111913
It cost to much
She said I need to pay more attention at school pick up.
sees you later or in a while.
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