They stay low key (Loki).
He must’ve been at deaf’s door.
They had a long conversation about bark.
Edit: Y'all are nuts! We're somewhere north of 10k upvotes now, so I'll direct any remaining attention to Boot Camp for New Dads.
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Tell him you're all ears.
[I just thought of this while eating dinner and I'm pretty happy with it. I chuckled, and even my partner didn't sigh her usual sigh!]
ACH...
...TUNG!
Relevant image on the post in which I made the joke:
https://imgur.com/gallery/6RjUUBx
I think he went overboard
Had a blonde moment
Turns out it was The Who that let the dogs out
Sea kelp
Pssst-tachios.
His name is 80-HD.
I can't remember what he said after that
Say A U
he just has issues with claws and effects.
He was the centaur of attention.
The centaur of attention..... ill see myself out
Aware Wolf
Or something like that.
So I simply sat down and looked comfortable, that did the trick
Turns out it was a big dill. I’m allergic.
She then said I need to pay more attention at school pick up.
... corona takes the crown
.. and that child took all the attention growing up, Optimus Prime would become "trans(-)parent".
EDIT: I meant "had", not "got".
Sadly, she just focuses on acronyms though
I've been training for this."
The head veterinarian at a zoo noticed something alarming in a patient’s record. A monkey that had been a healthy weight at its last checkup was now recorded as being only half that.
Fearing for the monkey’s health, he went and saw it, expecting it to be sickly and skeletal. However, the monkey seemed totally normal. Confused told his staff to weigh the monkey again.
They did, but the number they reported was still astonishingly low. Sure it was a mistake, he went to weigh the monkey for himself. But when he put the monkey on the scale, it showed a number that was still far too low, and couldn’t possibly be right.
After a moment he spotted the problem: behind the scale was a grab bar on the wall, and the monkey had stealthily grabbed it with its tail, and was supporting some of its weight off the scale that way.
So the monkey's weight was fine, they just weren't paying attention to de tail.
they're always like, "Notes me, senpai"
Just sit down and look comfortable!
An attempted murder
But I dont have any money
“A u!”
A tractor.
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