A list of puns related to "At Once"
Because that involves a paradox.
The end.
Well it’s not a law it’s a mandate
It was a cold war. Also a short war, with little casualties.
It lasted six months. The truce came after the elves realized they'd wasted the whole day fighting.
The coin was truly his life savings
A four loaf cleaver
I ran.
They prided themselves in their stock options.
It was jarring
An epi-dumb-ic.
Moral of the story is you can’t have your Kate and Edith too
It was the last time Horton heard a Who.
We got to talking and I found out she worked as a stunt double on some pretty big name movie sets. She looked to be at least 10 years my senior but very fit and attractive and we both seemed to really be hitting it off.
Because all the immediate family in the local area had thrown a smaller, more private celebration for my father a few days prior, I didn't really feel a need to stick around any longer, so I asked the woman if she was interested in sharing some drinks with me at the nearby Hilton where I was staying. She happily accepted.
Suddenly, I turned towards the sound of my father's voice cheerfully calling out the name "Andra" (pronounced ON-druh) and my own as he approached. Andra, the woman I had been speaking with, turned towards him, glanced quickly back at me, then looked back again at my father and with a disconcerted look on her face exclaimed, "Oh brother!"
And that's when I realized the double, Aunt Andra.
It was a terminal illness.
(Special thanks to my dog's friend's dad for this one)
I glanced over and noticed that they were quite attractive. A little on the larger side, but that never stopped me before. So, yogurt cup in hand, I boldly approached their table.
“Excuse me,” I said, “I couldn’t help but overhear your conversation, and I noticed your lovely accents. Are you two ladies from Scotland by any chance?”
They immediately bristled at my question, obviously offended, and one of them snapped at me, “It’s Wales!”
“No offense intended,” I replied. “Please allow me to try again...are you two whales from Scotland?”
He was 0K.
he said, "because it says 'concentrate' on the can."
A man-date mandate
Back in my day, I had to do it one at a time.
I said, "No. We only have spirits here."
Upholstery.
He must have been interstellar
But it’s costing me a fortune in houses...
"They told him he was deaf, but did he listen?"
Oh wait don't worry the joke has been postponed
..dunno, I give up.
...He burped 7 up
He was out standing in his field
not on my watch”
That took a toll!
"I have my juul citizenship"
They were releaved.
She was Marge in All.
I hate it when people throw shade.
No one man should have all that flour.
You could say that he is relished among the cooking community, and truly a seasoned veteran
These Zoo Meetings are really taking off!
She was waving an illegal fire arm.
He had run out of gas.
You'd just make a spectacle of yourself.
An even wiser man didn’t say that
He followed the enchanting voice till he came upon a singing yellowfin tuna. He knew he had found something incredible. He caught the fish, kept it alive and returned home.
He showed his friends and posted videos on tik tok, and the singing fish went viral. It could sing almost anything, but Pavarotti was it's favorite.
The fisherman toured around the world with the fish and set up a website to sell merch. The clothing he made sold like crazy, so he ordered thousands of short sleeve shirts to be made in advance.
Unfortunately, the fish died, and the public lost interest. The fisherman was left with endless opera tuna tees.
It didn’t workout
Such blatant stereo-typing
It's a four loaf cleaver
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