What do you call a calculator that works instantly?
Calcunow
In Ancient Rome, there were four types of poisons. Poisons I, II, and III would kill you instantly.
Poison IV would just make you kinda itchy
True story: I sent my dad a picture of the loaf of bread I made witha bread machine. He instantly responded with :
I knead one of those!!
I showed this woman all the F-150s at my local dealership, and she instantly wanted me.
I guess she was really into pickup lines.
As an archaeologist, I could instantly tell the people of the ancient world were into sweet things...
They used a mortar and PEZ-tle.
Yeah, it's dumb but it sure beats a repost!
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy were fighting once when Draco decided to curse Harry with a Hair Growing Spell that grows hair instantly. Ron passed by and said:
Hello Hairy.
An Inventor in the 1800s created a device that instantly eliminated all bells in the world.
He was later awarded the Nobel prize for his scientific achievements.
edit:OC
I instantly regretted getting my hair cut short.
But I'll admit, it's starting to grow on me.
I licked some poison that instantly produces amnesia.
Can't remember its name, but it just was on the tip of my tongue.
I met an arsonist at a bar and we instantly fell in love.
Guess you could say there was a spark between us.
When you ask google assistant for a pun and you instantly regret it
A man killed his wife with some luggage and was instantly found guilty.
It was a briefcase.
Today, my son asked me: "Can I have a bookmark?" I instantly bursted into tears. for more than 2 years, people are still saying this joke. It's getting too old...
Instagram: An application that lets you instantly summon a grand-mother.
Was complaining to a friend about my to do list. He suggested a way of instantly cutting it in half...
With Scissors!
My Dad sense of humor appreciated this.
What do you call a calculator that works instantly?
A calcu-now
