I said, “No, only for the next couple of hours.”
I was really disappointed when I found out it wasn't a William Shatner biopic.
But I’ve seen Stranger Things
.. when you can call it ‘Nutflix’ already
...I'll Czech it out
Oh wait, that's right. It hasn't come out yet....
How about Hulu and do you? 💀
Because they have Njetflix.
It was a great duckumentary.
"Strangers' Things"
Orange is the new black.
It was after a 30-day trial.
They’re just optical illusions.
It's called - Hairy Potter.
But I don’t want no Scrubs
Police are reporting that it was Baskin-Robbins.
The last episode was fire!
With a universal remote.
Spoiler alert
I'm watching it with her, and halfway through the movie something clicks in my head.
Me: "Holy shit I just got it,this is a bunny cop movie"
GF: ......
ME:" instead of a buddy cop movie"
And then she proceeded to beat me
It’s now Disney Plus You and Me
Buddy: Wait, so their idea was, "Your son is the devil, we can fix that with a bone marrow transplant and a virus?"
Me: No, I think they were lying about the retrovirus and just putting holy water and stuff into the marrow to exorcise him. That is my guess because they were just nuns, not real doctors.
Buddy: But, when he was freaking out at the end didn't the nurse say, "The gene therapy would have worked, but he was just too strong!"
Me: Oh yeah, maybe they had some of Jesus's DNA. So, instead of the CRISPR gene they use the CHRISTR gene....
I got an eye roll! No kids yet, but at least I know I can rise to the occasion.
Thank goodness it was only a bad stream
I told her no. I had Stranger Things to watch.
Hes going to star as All Might, All Might, All Might.
I will make you search than watch.
It made no cents.
The stock itself will give you enough of a roller coaster ride.
I just couldn't keep up.
It was a documentary on doing things in moderation.
“In this house, I call the shots.”
She's really good at making yolks.
It hasn’t come out yet.
Me: I don't know, baby.. the monster house?
Her: No. That's wrong.
Me: A wolf den?
Her: No. You're wrong, daddy. He and his dad lives (sic?) in a werehouse!
Gotta say, I annoyingly fell for that one.
So he can Netflix and chill
Man, that Skip Intro guy get's a lot of work!
It's called 13 raisins why!
It's called "Hairy Potter".
I said, “No. I have Stranger Things to watch.”
