The highlighting is meant for those who don't appreciate puns I'm sure, I saw it right away
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I was trying to get my wife to appreciate puns as much as me. I tried everything I could come up with and she didn't even crack a smile! So I googled the top 10 puns of all time. I read every single one to her trying to get her to laugh
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︎ Nov 23 2018
My husband has gradually grown to tolerate and even appreciate puns. Today he made me proud.
He made a pun in the shower, we giggled, and I noted how he's gone from hating puns to making his own. I called him my "young Padawan" and he responded, "You mean, Pun-awan?" It was seemless. I lost my shit. Just wanted to share with you guys :)
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︎ Mar 27 2016
I think my dad's getting sick of the Bernie memes. He also did not appreciate my response.
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︎ Jan 28 2021
Ladies, if he doesn't appreciate your fruit jokes....
....you need to let that mango.
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︎ Jan 23 2021
None of the other subs seem to appreciate my festive Gingerbread house. Maybe you folks would appreciate it?
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︎ Dec 22 2020
My water heater is very unpleasant to work with and never appreciates me.
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︎ Jan 18 2021
Lettuce take a moment to appreciate this salad pun.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
i got this as a birthday present and thought this sub would appreciate a good music pun
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Believe it or not, my wife appreciates my input when we go shopping for decorations...
...the one thing I actually look forward to when we go to Hobby Lobby is the moment we're walking through the store, I try to keep a perfectly straight face and act like I have a genuine interest in something on the shelf, I reach up and I say something like, "Oh, look at this nice little Stool sample!"
(Not really a joke, but a true dad joke recurring scenario of mine)
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︎ Jan 23 2021
Time to appreciate him
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︎ Nov 20 2020
I told my local garbage man how much I appreciate him.
I said I would be a mess without him.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
/r/puns appreciates it.
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/r/puns best of 2020 nomination thread!
Welcome to /r/puns bestof 2020 nomination thread! A chance to win reddit premium.
Comment below the links of posts/comments that were exceptional.
Prizes:
1 month reddit premium (no ads on your feed) and access to the reddit lounge to the exceptional post/comment.
Note: The person who nominates will also get award if the post they nominate is good. (Very likely you will get it :)
All the best!!
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Very much appreciative
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︎ May 08 2020
[need for help] Pun experts, share the best pun you know about academia/professors/education/writing for grants. Any help deeply appreciated!
EDIT: We plan to place it on the mug as a gift, so it should be relatively short
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︎ Sep 19 2020
Under appreciated dad phases of the day:
Children spinning or running or circles or anything in that nature
Dad - Wow, you are making ME dizzy
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︎ Nov 05 2020
As a single dad money can be tight. But even when Iβm on a date and I know Iβm not attracted to her, I still like to get the door for her and let her walk through. It makes her feel appreciated.
And it makes it easier to slam the door and run so I donβt have to pay for dinner.
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︎ Oct 31 2020
If she doesnβt appreciate your puns sheβs not worth it
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︎ Jul 25 2020
Appreciation: I love this sub's jokes, but we all know the real dad jokes are the ones in the comments
I love that the real dad jokes are the dad's trying to make a second joke based on the post haha. None of them are funny, they're all dry as the Sahara Desert, but like all good dad's, they're determined to keep trying.
Keep it up you silly gooses!
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︎ Sep 21 2020
Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?
It keeps the oceans tidy.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
I was proud of it but none of my friends really appreciated it, so maybe itβll find some love here.
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︎ May 31 2020
My ex didn't appreciate my sense of humour
She wanted me to quit making so many jokes. She thought it would de-pun our relationship
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︎ Aug 27 2020
I really appreciate couples that divide their feces equally with each other.
They really halve their shit together
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︎ Sep 06 2020
Chinese restaurants do not get enough appreciation for all the work that they do
Do you have any idea how hard it is to teach a chicken how to fry?
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︎ Sep 20 2020
Had a really tough day today. I figured you would appreciate that my wife suggested I peruse r/dad jokes while she drew me a relaxing bath.
I asked her if it was going to be full color or just a sketch.
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︎ Jul 29 2020
My sister doesnβt appreciate my pun.
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︎ Apr 19 2020
Hopefully you guys will appreciate my Canada puns more than r/Jokes did
I tried telling some but they were having Nunavut.
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︎ Jun 15 2020
I didn't appreciate reincarnation until I got hit by that truck...
And woke up feeling like a whole new man
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︎ Jul 21 2020
For six days of the week, I appreciate oak trees.
The other day? That's a firs day.
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︎ Aug 15 2020
The mods at r/wholesummemes did not appreciate this.
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︎ Jun 09 2020
As a spanish speaking dude I really appreciate when people approach me and say "mucho".
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︎ Apr 05 2020
Somebody please appreciate this [OC]
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︎ Oct 25 2019
What do you call a tricky woman whose initials are P.B.?
Miss Lead!
..Y'know, because Lead is Pb on the periodic table..? All of my friends (okay fine, all one of my friends) just stared at me when I told him.. Thought you folks might appreciate it a little more...
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︎ Jan 15 2021
My wife told me to flip off the thermostat before we left the house. I donβt think she appreciated how I followed her instructions.
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︎ Feb 16 2020
What do you call a group of baby soldiers?
An infantry
Side note: I will be a first time father at the end of March. I am proud to join the dad joke ranks, my wife and son will learn to appreciate the content from this subreddit π¬
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Do you people appreciate my coy fish
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︎ Mar 05 2020
of course no-one appreciated this on twitter
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︎ Mar 21 2020
Much appreciation
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︎ Aug 08 2019
Why can't blind people eat ocean fish?
Because it's see-food!
my 11 year old daughter ran in here while cooking greens and dropped that knowledge on us. I couldn't be more proud lol.
edit: just wanted to let those of you who have is awards that I appreciate it! I told my daughter about them and she asked if she can keep telling jokes for me to put on here lol. should get fairly interesting.
thanks all. I hope you had a great turkey gobble day
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes...
You need to let that mango.
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︎ Jul 20 2020
If your man doesn't appreciate jokes about fruit...
You need to let that mango...
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︎ Sep 21 2020
Ladies, if he canβt appreciate your fruit jokes,
you need to let that mango...
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︎ Oct 03 2020
Ladies, if he canβt appreciate your fruit jokes, you need...
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︎ Sep 14 2020
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes...
...you need to let that mango.
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︎ Jan 15 2020
If he doesn't appreciate your fruit jokes
You need to let that mango
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︎ May 15 2020
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes...
...you need to let that mango
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︎ Jan 15 2019
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