Hair today, gone tomorrow. (Stolen from r/tumblr)
My dad still says this and I'm 21
Dad - you can tell a train just came through here
Me - oh how?
Dad - there's it's tracks!
Scats and Tracks
We were at a bookstore, and my dad was looking at animal field guides:
Me: Hey look, this one says it's for "Texas Wildlife Scats and Tracks."
Dad: Oh yeah? Picks it up
Me: Yeah! With that you'd be able to to tell who's poops were who's.
Dad: Well yeah, it's scratch and sniff.
Said it so matter of fact that I almost missed it.
