"We have a few things that need addressing."
Me: Is one of them a salad?
Here's something that needs addressing..!
Multiple thefts of porch steps from different addresses in downtown Detroit.
Top Detectives have been assigned to the stair case.
Along with gender dysphoria, my doctor wanted to address my poor oral health.
She prescribed me trans-and-dental medication.
My street sign from a previous address:
My son asked what our IP address was.
What does a house wear? Address
The order for this countertop has no address
My 8yr old nephew got his first "grownup" email address....
My sister wanted to make sure he is checking his emails and being responsible....so I send him daily jokes. Not sure if this link works, but if this cool kiddo burrito finds this someday...your emails back are the highlight of my days. http://imgur.com/a/llxi1lO
Need your best rock/stone based puns
I play dnd and my bard is very annoyed, that our party's druid, who is an earth genasi (appearance was described as a living statue)) won't give anyone his name.
So my bard will only address them with rock based puns until they properly introduce themselves.
I just got sent a severed penis in a box with no address
Guess it was an anonymous tip
My five year old son ’s dad in training comment when asked “what’s your address?”
Dad, I’m not a girl, I don’t wear dresses!
I've created a toilet locator for those who have trouble finding one
I bought my friend an Elephant for her room...
She said "thanks". I said "don't mention it"
My name is Tyler. Yesterday I got an email addressed to “Yler”. I pity the fool who makes a mistake like that.
It must be tough working in the shipping and receiving department of a zoo.
No one ever addresses the elephant in the room.
My house is a smart house because it has a bathroom
Because it has an IP address.
Ordered a Stud Finder on Amazon and forgot to give them a shipping address.
Still made it to my door.
Helping the postman get this to the correct address
If toilets had an address, what would it be called?
Chuck Norris' email address:
What’s big, green, fuzzy, has four legs, and will kill you if it falls on you out of a tree?
A Japanese zoo just celebrated the birth of a baby elephant
Before that nobody addressed the elephant in the womb.
What did the postman get his wife for her birthday?
The address for this whale watching company
What happens when a relish confronts someone changing clothes?
A dressing addressing a dressing
I couldn't find Dwayne Johnson in address book
because he was under the rock
What does a house wear?
Address
Edit: Wow! I never thought my first award would be for a dad joke. Thanks anonymous redditor.
Let's address the elephant in the room.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To talk to the idiot.
knock knock
Who’s there?
The chicken.
Where is the best place to go pee?
Have it delivered to the Get Cheeseburger address.
Erectile dysfunction is something that needs to be addressed more seriously.
My son asked me what our IP address was.
What does a female house wear?
What did the house wear on her date?
My son asked me what our IP address was.
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