My girlfriend asked me for a bank statement.

I said, "It's a financial institution licensed to receive deposits and make loans."

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Nov 24 2018
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A penny saved is NOT a penny earned

A penny saved, is actually about 1.25 pennies, once you account for Income Tax.

[my dad works for the Canadian tax department (IRS) and he used to always say that when I was a kid. He thought he was very funny. I'm now starting to see the wisdom in that statement.

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👤︎ u/patchy_22
📅︎ Mar 19 2019
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