The process of adding puns to a sentence should be called puntuation
Fancy stores are now adding bleach packets to their clothing that explodes if you try to steal them
Police say it’s a great a crime detergent
Santa's adding another reindeer for a new look this year.
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden
A guy came into the store today and wanted a powdery substance that hardens when adding to water...
That's it... he gave no concrete details.
There is no point in adding an extra 's' to the word needles.
What can you make shorter by adding two letters?
I couldn’t figure out why my checkbook wouldn’t balance. It turns out I was adding instead of subtracting.
And that made all the difference.
What the Poland man did, after adding German mugs to his collection?
I am suspicious that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection.
She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.
I found a specific hobby of adding alliteration to German philosophers’ names
Glad I found my Nietzsche niche
Someone told me that getting older is like making a soup and continually adding more spices in as you age.
I guess that explains why all these old folks are so salty.
If you’re trying to spell the name “Ron,” make sure you don’t misspell it by adding a W and a G
Apparently adding a fireplace to your home is the hot new trend...
...and chimney installations are through the roof!
Starbucks® has announced that they are now adding a surcharge to any customer displaying Coronavirus symptoms.
Relax. It's just a "Cough Fee."
For years I've suspected my wife of adding soil to my garden. When I asked her about it, she just shrugged.
My wife always thinks adding more herbs makes the food taste better.
She makes the same mistake; thyme and thyme again.
I've been thinking of adding a bedroom and a bathroom on top of my house,
So Minecraft are adding mangroves to the game?
Makes sense, they already added waterlogs.
I’m only adding insult to injury by saying this...
As a cartographer, I'm used to adding terrain features to maps.
But when it comes to establishing a boundary, that's where I draw the line.
I find that the only math I’m good at is adding insult to injury
It all keeps adding up, I think I’ve had enough. Am I just paranoid, or...
I installed a secuity camera to keep an eye out and as I suspected, someone had been adding soil to my garden.
All my years of adding zeroes have amounted to nothing.
I was reading a book the other day and a man started adding dirt to a farmers land.
That’s the point in the book where the plot thickened.
Someone has been adding better grass to my yard!
Did you hear that Notre Dame is adding a new position to its football team?
My accountant wife really likes her adding machine
My husband’s adding to his stash of dad jokes for our future children—here’s an especially eye-rolling example when we were walking back from class today.
I noticed a couple of really cute ground squirrels that have started a little community next to the soccer field at our college campus, and pointed them out. This was his reply.
DH: Oh man, they’re adorable! Can you buy one of those at a pet store? I wonder how much they’d gopher....
Someone has been sneaking into my garden and adding top soil...
I am convinced that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection.
She keeps denying it, but I’m sticking to my guns.
As I suspected someone’s been adding soil to my garden
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
I'm very suspicious that someone in my family has been secretly adding glue to my weapons collection...
Everyone denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns...
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
As I suspected, someone's been adding soil in my yard
It’s just as I suspected, someone’s been adding soil to my garden
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
As I suspected someone's been adding soil to my garden....
I’m just adding insult to injury by saying this but...
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
I accused my wife of adding dirt to the garden. She denied it.
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden...
I just found out someone has been adding soil to my garden.....
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