Rich exclaimed, "I want lots of money!"
Does that make a fart a nightmare of the stomach?
It sucks
Me: “I don’t know, I wasn’t listening”
A genie-ologist.
...but then my life would be meetingless.
Taken from fb
It's just water under the fridge.
but I’m knot
Hindsight is 2020
It was a real groundbreaking invention
I would be a malty millionaire by now.
They make cents when you think about it.
Then he could be named Broda.
So we could call them Breakfast Epiphanies
The ones I know are too crappie.
It was a gloomy day for a funeral. The widow weeped quietly in the front row. A distinguished gentleman approached her and said "Ma'am, I'm so sorry for your loss. Would you mind if I said a word?" "Please do", she replied. He stands, straightens his tie, and says "Plethora." Then he sits down. "Thank you," she said.
"That means a lot."
but it's growing on me.
That’s a lot of pressure.
So I could have twice as many dad jokes.
The mailman responded with, "And a good afternoon to you, Femalewoman!"
Genue: weurd but alrught.
Rather worried, Noah said “But my Lord, have the people not been good this time? Must there be another flood?”
“No, there will not be a flood, the people have been good.” Said the Lord.
“Then why another ark?” Asked Noah.
“I wish for this ark to only house fish.” The Lord replied.
A slightly confused Noah responded “Okay... I shall do as you wish my Lord.”
“But not just any fish; only carp.” The Lord said unto him.
Noah, now more bemused, replied “Uh- okay my Lord.”
“One more thing.” The Lord said unto him “it needs to have multiple levels.”
“Are you sure my Lord? What is the purpose of this? What on earth is it all for?” Noah pressed.
And God said: “I want you to build a multi-story carp-ark.”
Passed from my father unto me, to pass onto my son when he becomes a father.
He wishes he was a millionaire, too.
.. Somebody, somewhere, is rubbing their hands together.
It was either to have an enormous penis or a fantastic memory, if only I could recall my response
...that would be Nice.
‘cause being it everyday is just really sad.
A Genie-us
My friend said "Whoa, your dad was a billionaire?"
I said "no, he also wished he was..."
The fairy codmother
Its just something I could see myself doing
But all I have is a printer
Steve: "I wish I was rich."
Genie: "What’s your second wish, Rich?"
That’s a lot of pressure.
That’s a lot of pressure.
“I want to be rich!” Replied the man
“Ok Rich, what’s your next wish?”
Rich exclaimed, "I want lots of money!"
