My wife told me to stop making references to Bruce Willis films.
I said, “Sorry, dear. Old habits die hard.”
There was a guy with a small willy....
And he said it's "Not That Big" of a deal....
What does Willie Nelson sing when he has diarrhea?
On the Commode Again….
Sorry. I have Covid and thought of this while feeling “inspired.”
I can’t stop talking about Bruce Willis movies. I guess old habits,
Willy Wonka once fired his lead accountant on the spot.
He was accused of not fudging the numbers.
What does a janitor yell when he comes out of the closet?
How would Michael Jackson get eliminated if he were on Willy Wonka’s tour?
He’d get hit by, he’d get struck by a smooth caramel
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his willy.
The bartender says "Oi, mate! Did you notice the steering wheel on your willy?"
"Yar," says the pirate, "It's drivin' me nuts!"
Bruce Willis and Whoopi Goldberg team up in a new crossover movie!
Sister Act 3: Old Habits Die Hard
What do eskimos get if they sit on the ice for too long?
If a bunch of orcs got together
Where did little Willy go to learn how to make a Banana Split?
What do you call a man with no testicles?
Call him whatever you want but he's never gonna come
How do you defeat a swarm of flies?
One of my favorite books "Race to the outhouse"
Did you hear about Willie Nelson?
He got hit by a car.
He was playing On the Road Again.
[edit: removed quotation marks.]
I asked my brother “have you seen the dog bowl?”
He replied “I’m still really annoyed about that, Willy!”
Have you heard how Willie Nelson died?
He was playing on the road again.
-my music history teacher.
My date said shes only into men with 30cm willys
I said I may not have 12 inches, but it kinda smells like a foot
Today's label making craft was inspired by the OG spicy boi himself, Bruce Willis.
What do you call a Spanish flasher?
Why did production not decrease at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory during the current labor strike.
Oompa Loompas are already short staffed.
What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
My friend who had a baby woodpecker for a pet met with an accident that, unfortunately, left him castrated.
After a successful surgery to fit him a prosthetic willy, he returned home to live with two little wood 'peckers'.
I have terrible news. Willie Nelson has been struck by a car.
He was singing on the road again.
Why did the ghost starch his sheets?
He wanted everyone scared stiff
Did you hear about the group of Killer Whales that killed a Great White shark?
It was an Orcastrated attack.
What's Willy Wonka's favorite dog??
Willy Wonka's everlasting jobstopper.
"I have a split personality." said Tom,
Mine would just say "I'm glad you enjoyed my free Willy and we had a whale of a time, but we need to sea otter whales."
You've heard of Wooly Willy, now get ready for...
I can't stop thinking about Bruce willis movies. I guess old habits
Willie nelson just got hit by a car.
He was playing on the road again.
Willie Nelson died
He was playing on the road again.
I want a movie with Whoopi Goldberg and Bruce Willis where they learn to do new things.
It should be called ‘Old Habits Die Hard’
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