I will pun-ish you.
A friend and me just "puned" the Pokemon Theme Song and I want to share it with you guys. If you have any complains or improvement feel free to tell me them :D And now here it is gonna be the Pun-cake-mon Theme Song
I want to pun the very best Like no pun ever was To tell puns is my real test To improve them is my cause
I will pun across the land Punning far and wide Each Puncakemon to understand the puns that are inside
Puncakemon gotta catch them all its you and me I know puns are my destiny Puncakemon, oh, you`re my best friend Great puns we must defend Puncakemon, the puns so true Our Punrage will pull us through
You pun me and i`ll pun you Pun-cake-mon, gotta catch 'em all
Every challenge along the way With Punrage i will face I will pun you every day To claim my punful place
Pun with me, the time is right
Theres no better pun Pun and pun, well win the fight
Puns have always been great fun
Puncakemon gotta catch them all its you and me I know puns are my destiny Puncakemon, oh, you`re my best friend Great puns we must defend Puncakemon, the puns so true Our Punrage will pull us through
You pun me and i`ll pun you Pun-cake-mon, gotta catch 'em all PUNCAKEMON
You look for fresh prints
That's called Toxic Molluskulinity.
I said, “Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”
Without her they're ruthless.
Remains to be seen.
"Hey buddy, quit fishing for compliments!"
Remains to be seen
Approximately 1 GB.
No need to remind her every half hour.
I will call it "Inter-mitten fasting".
The Quaranteens
Thanks for the Baghdad!
That's Irsay.
That will give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
Head lice.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
Quaranteens.
I have contacts.
Not sure what to do in the Mean Time.
because I live in Canada.
I can't believe he's cutting off his own heir.
“Yes, of course…”
“Great! I never could before!”
A pool table.
Sorry, but I had to put my foot down with that one.
His never gonna give you Up
It's shredded cabbage
It’ll now just be called the T.
Dad: I just can't see them taking off.
Cardamom.
He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
The Papa Roach replied "Suffocation. No breathing."
But will she leave me ?
Find out next week.
Silence of the Lambeau
"Why would anyone pick on you, Someoneyourownsize!?"
I’m not so convinced though since 2021 is guaranteed to be an odd year
The suspense is killing me.
"a watched pot never boils"
I said, “Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”
... Remains to be seen.
