What's Weird Al Yankovic's favorite style of breasts?
If Al Gore really invented the internet, did he develop his own Al-Gore-rithms? :')
Al Gore Beat-Boxing
What do you call Al Gore beat-boxing/rapping?
An Al-Gore-Rythm 😁
A family is in an amusement park and comes across an animatronic display of Al Gore playing the drums.
The mother says, "Hey everyone, look at that. Isn't that amazing?" The father, unimpressed, replies, "It's just an algorithm".
After work why does Barack wants to be referred to as Al?
Because sweet home Al Obama....
The members of Al-Qaeda aren't educated folks
But are experts in Crash Courses
Tonight is a sad night... our robotic vacuum cleaner, Wall-E, killed our bathroom spider, Al Gore.
Why was our bathroom spider named Al Gore? Simple. He created the web.
Al pastor, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar
The al pastor says, "I think might be a..." The bartender cuts him off, "Hey, no outside food allowed."
Why are al ants females
Otherwise they'd be uncles
What would Al Gore's music be called?
Al Gore was tapping his foot impatiently while waiting for the elevator to arrive. The guy next to him said "Nice Algorithm!"
Al Gore responded: Al Gore take the stairs.
Did you know Al Capone had a cousin in Scotland?
They called him the Loch Ness Mobster.
Al Dente
When is it time to go to the dentist?
Answer: Tooth-hurty.
Al Gore really did invent the internet
It's why it uses ALGORithms
Al Pacino had a grandson recently, but is still steaming at what his parents named him.
What's the difference between Al Capone and Anakin Skywalker driving an Uber
One's a tax evader, the other is a taxi Vader
Former US Vice President Al Gore is known for having invented the internet ...
Not many people know that he's also a pioneer in Artificial Intelligence and music. In fact, he's just published a new paper detailing a theory that combines his research in both fields.
He calls his theory the "Al-Gore-rhythm".
If Al Gore ever got into music, his first album should be called Al Gore Rhythms
How does Al Gore play a drum solo?
Why was Al Gore scientifically a great dancer?
Because of his Al Gore Rythyms.
At the zoo there is a famous hippopotamus critic they named Al. There is only one problem.
Did you know Al Pacino is awesome at crochet.....
.....he's a real scarf ace.
I hope that one day Al Gore comes out with an educational rap album called, "Algorithms."
Al Gore should open a dance studio and name it Algorithm.
If Weird Al ever did a spoof of Post Malone
He could be called Prov Olone and just do cheesy rap lyrics
I found some old, rare recordings of Al Gore playing music. I tried playing along with the music on drums, but I couldn’t.
I guess I’m just bad at Al Gore rhythms.
If Al Pacino owned & sailed his own boat, he would be...
Al Gore
Dad: Everyone knows Al Gore invented the internet, but did you know he also discovered internet rhythms that enhance searches?
Son: No.
Dad: Yep, they're called Al Gore Rhythms.
If Bill Clinton's Vice President started a one man band. He'd call it, Al Gore Rhythms.
A guy got kicked out of the Al's society for cutting the grass.
Protesters surrounded the building shouting: "Re-member the Al who mowed!"
Al-gebra
Enough to create terror in students
How does Al Gore program music software?
By using Al Gore rhythms.
What would Al Gore name his mixtape
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