Request for puns about CF

My best friend has cystic fibrosis and we are doing a walk to raise awareness. We are trying to come up with a team name and I thought maybe a pun would be fun! Thanks!

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👤︎ u/ktron24
📅︎ Mar 11 2016
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My son was born today (totally true story)

A couple of hours later, I text my wife

"I don't want to alarm you, but I'm the hospital"

edit: the original message

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📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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Beauty is in the eye of the

http://imgur.com/gallery/CfK40

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👤︎ u/Sirpeech
📅︎ Dec 08 2016
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