Eines Puns

A list of puns related to "Eines"

Ich hab nur ein halbes Stück Hefe genommen anstatt eines ganzen Stücks.

Vielleicht hätte ich früher anfangen sollen, aber es wird schon gehen.

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👤︎ u/catfishandtb
📅︎ May 01 2020
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Eine kleine wortspiel
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👤︎ u/techno_chef
📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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Vas Hin Mach Ein
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👤︎ u/ShadowBean21
📅︎ Oct 06 2020
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Kinder Person Award goes to...
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👤︎ u/_nikhil_anil_
📅︎ Nov 16 2020
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Top Dad Jokes list, some of the best ones:

One, ein, un, bat, ekab, moja, wahed, odin, yski

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👤︎ u/Ice-_-Bear
📅︎ Dec 04 2020
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Them: play Einaudi for me! Me: <HONK HONK>... I have played.... Ein Audi...
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👤︎ u/LargeCardinal
📅︎ Jul 16 2019
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Moss Cow
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👤︎ u/serialchiller__
📅︎ Apr 03 2019
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According to Freud, what comes between fear and sex?

Fünf.

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👤︎ u/Tru-Queer
📅︎ Jan 28 2020
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That's a foot and...
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👤︎ u/RabbitGuySentMe
📅︎ Jul 24 2017
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So excited
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👤︎ u/Bongnazi
📅︎ Feb 25 2018
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What do you call a girl that sets fires to loan papers?

Bernadette

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👤︎ u/TannedCroissant
📅︎ Nov 17 2018
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What was the name of Einstein's little brother?

Zweistein!

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👤︎ u/acnine
📅︎ Aug 24 2017
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I'm affraid of german numbers.

"Eins" is okay, "Zwei" is acceptable, but after "Drei" comes the fear

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👤︎ u/SgtAutismo
📅︎ Dec 07 2019
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Of all the dad jokes I know, here are my favourite ones:

Uno, Eins, Un.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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How does Einstein order a beer in Germany?

Ein Stein bitte.

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👤︎ u/coolez-nunez
📅︎ Nov 24 2018
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Why do physicists prefer German bars?

...because they love ein stein.

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👤︎ u/stage_directions
📅︎ Nov 18 2018
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Here's one in german.

eins

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👤︎ u/Nemirou
📅︎ Feb 23 2017
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This one (translated from German) will have you groaning!

Eins -> one

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👤︎ u/I_Fart_Liquids
📅︎ May 02 2017
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So English Speaking Dad's make lame puns... Examples of German Dad Jokes please,

I have read that puns are not a feature of German humour...

So are German Dad's humourless? I doubt it.

Some examples of German (or any other non-English) Dad jokes please!

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👤︎ u/Cyberplasm
📅︎ Aug 12 2013
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There's a new menu item at the German place around the corner.

Eins fries that you really should drei.

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👤︎ u/AwwwSnack
📅︎ Oct 27 2017
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My girlfriend says she might be pansexual...

Here is a screenshot. Me and my girlfriend were texting each other:

Her: One day I do want to try having sex with a girl just to see what it's like, but I think I'm just really open minded about it. Or I'm pansexual which my dad thinks I am.

Me: -I send her a picture of a frying pan- So does this turn you on? I knew you liked cooking, but I didn't know they had a word for it.

Her: I'm gonna kill you -_-

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👤︎ u/J52
📅︎ Oct 18 2015
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What is the smartest amount of beer you can drink?

Ein Stein!

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👤︎ u/Onoj88
📅︎ Jul 05 2015
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This one's in Spanish...

Eins!
Dammit... wrong one.

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👤︎ u/MeatsackKY
📅︎ Feb 28 2017
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