Ich hab nur ein halbes StΓΌck Hefe genommen anstatt eines ganzen StΓΌcks.

Vielleicht hΓ€tte ich frΓΌher anfangen sollen, aber es wird schon gehen.

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Eine kleine wortspiel
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πŸ‘€︎ u/techno_chef
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Vas Hin Mach Ein
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShadowBean21
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Kinder Person Award goes to...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_nikhil_anil_
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Top Dad Jokes list, some of the best ones:

One, ein, un, bat, ekab, moja, wahed, odin, yski

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ice-_-Bear
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Them: play Einaudi for me! Me: <HONK HONK>... I have played.... Ein Audi...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LargeCardinal
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Moss Cow
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πŸ‘€︎ u/serialchiller__
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According to Freud, what comes between fear and sex?

FΓΌnf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tru-Queer
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That's a foot and...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RabbitGuySentMe
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So excited
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bongnazi
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What do you call a girl that sets fires to loan papers?

Bernadette

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TannedCroissant
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2018
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What was the name of Einstein's little brother?

Zweistein!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acnine
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2017
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I'm affraid of german numbers.

"Eins" is okay, "Zwei" is acceptable, but after "Drei" comes the fear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SgtAutismo
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Of all the dad jokes I know, here are my favourite ones:

Uno, Eins, Un.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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How does Einstein order a beer in Germany?

Ein Stein bitte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolez-nunez
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Why do physicists prefer German bars?

...because they love ein stein.

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Here's one in german.

eins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nemirou
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This one (translated from German) will have you groaning!

Eins -> one

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So English Speaking Dad's make lame puns... Examples of German Dad Jokes please,

I have read that puns are not a feature of German humour...

So are German Dad's humourless? I doubt it.

Some examples of German (or any other non-English) Dad jokes please!

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There's a new menu item at the German place around the corner.

Eins fries that you really should drei.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwwwSnack
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2017
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My girlfriend says she might be pansexual...

Here is a screenshot. Me and my girlfriend were texting each other:

Her: One day I do want to try having sex with a girl just to see what it's like, but I think I'm just really open minded about it. Or I'm pansexual which my dad thinks I am.

Me: -I send her a picture of a frying pan- So does this turn you on? I knew you liked cooking, but I didn't know they had a word for it.

Her: I'm gonna kill you -_-

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What is the smartest amount of beer you can drink?

Ein Stein!

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This one's in Spanish...

Eins!
Dammit... wrong one.

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