The other day I had a friend ask me what I thought about Bruce Willis
Told him I'm a Die Hard fan
Bruce Willis unfortunately passed away this morning.
Due to it being in the morning, he died hard.
Do you know why Bruce Willis is a hobbit?
Because old hobbits die hard.
My friend is elated that Bruce Willis is coming to his college to give a talk...
He's a die hard fan.
Do you think Bruce Willis will always make action movies?
Because you know what they say about old habits. They...
What did Bruce Willis say when he saw an asteroid heading for earth?
Armageddon outta here!!
Chuck Norris is what Willis was talkin about.
Did you see Bruce Willis overdosed on Viagra?
At least he died hard.
People asked me to stop naming Bruce Willis movies...
But you know what they say, old habits pulp fiction.
My wife told me to stop making references to Bruce Willis films
I told her, “Sorry babe, old habits Die Hard.”
If Bruce Willis was a tree he would be named Spruce Willis
In 1902 Willis Carrier invented the first modern air conditioner
What a cool idea
Did you hear about the Bruce Willis movie where his power is to put smashed dishes back together?
Summer 2019 - "Unbreak-a-bowl" coming to a theater near you!
Just heard this: I don't see an end to Bruce Willis's action career.
You know... Old habits Die Hard!
aka Bread Willis-Kutcher
Me, i.e. dad: This bread is delicious. Is it sourdough?
Wife, i.e. wife: Heck if I know. It's just a demi baguette.
Me: You know what they call if you buy two?
Wife: No; what?
Me: Demi Moore.
Bruce Willis will probably keep making action movies, because you know what they say about old habits...
Bruce Willis will probably star in action movies for the rest of his career.
You know what they say about old habits...
I am a die hard Bruce Willis fan.
