Bruce Willis Puns

A list of puns related to "Bruce Willis"

Do you know why Bruce Willis is a hobbit?

Because old hobbits die hard.

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👤︎ u/silentpl
📅︎ Feb 21 2020
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Bruce Willis unfortunately passed away this morning.

Due to it being in the morning, he died hard.

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👤︎ u/FannyH8r
📅︎ Dec 25 2019
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My friend is elated that Bruce Willis is coming to his college to give a talk...

He's a die hard fan.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 21 2019
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What did Bruce Willis say when he saw an asteroid heading for earth?

Armageddon outta here!!

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👤︎ u/timmygun
📅︎ Dec 24 2019
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Do you think Bruce Willis will always make action movies?

Because you know what they say about old habits. They...

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👤︎ u/kishenoy
📅︎ Dec 12 2019
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Did you see Bruce Willis overdosed on Viagra?

At least he died hard.

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👤︎ u/P_SIMO1
📅︎ Aug 20 2019
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My wife told me to stop making references to Bruce Willis films

I told her, “Sorry babe, old habits Die Hard.”

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👤︎ u/Bluebloques
📅︎ Apr 01 2019
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People asked me to stop naming Bruce Willis movies...

But you know what they say, old habits pulp fiction.

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👤︎ u/TimeTraveler1895
📅︎ Jan 16 2019
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Did you hear about the Bruce Willis movie where his power is to put smashed dishes back together?

Summer 2019 - "Unbreak-a-bowl" coming to a theater near you!

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👤︎ u/joshandthewolf
📅︎ Jun 05 2018
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If Bruce Willis was a tree he would be named Spruce Willis
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👤︎ u/JuantheTacoFairy
📅︎ Jul 19 2014
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Just heard this: I don't see an end to Bruce Willis's action career.

You know... Old habits Die Hard!

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👤︎ u/MADodds
📅︎ Apr 07 2018
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I found the first four Harry Potter books to be quite light hearted.

The fifth one was dead sirius.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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Hollywood is going to make an action movie about the great composers.

Sylvester Stallone said "I'll be Beethoven".

Bruce Willis said "I'll be Mozart".

Arnold Schwarzenegger said "I'll be Bach".

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ May 26 2020
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If celebrities were types of wood

Spruce Willis (Bruce Willis)

Matthew Mahogany (Matthew Maconahay? Tell me how to spell it)

Mirk Russel (Kurt Russel)

Clint Oakwood (Clint Eastwood)

Benedict Lumberthatch (Benedict Cumberbatch)

Ashwood Kutcher (Ashton Kutcher)

Birch Reynolds (Bert Reynolds)

Russel Branch (Russel Brand)

Dwayne "The Log" Johnson (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson)

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👤︎ u/HeardyJunior2110
📅︎ Aug 23 2019
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I was modifying my friend's car and he asked me to put a spoiler on the back

So I wrote "in the Sixth Sense Bruce Willis was a ghost all along" on the back.

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👤︎ u/kloppatam
📅︎ Mar 26 2019
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Bruce Willis will probably keep making action movies, because you know what they say about old habits...
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👤︎ u/auroraborora
📅︎ Aug 04 2018
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Bruce Willis will probably star in action movies for the rest of his career.

You know what they say about old habits...

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👤︎ u/EddieDangerDrummer
📅︎ Dec 04 2017
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I am a die hard Bruce Willis fan.
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👤︎ u/Zim_Zam_the_Spaceman
📅︎ Apr 13 2015
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