The covid-19 saga is now pulp fiction

Ask Quarantine Tarantino.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokeretailer
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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I went camping in my backyard last night, bringing along my tablet to watch Pulp Fiction.

I call it "Tentin' Quarantino".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/altrefrain
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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There's a rumor about a Pulp Fiction 2 going around...

Same cast, but they're all trapped in a house.

Directed by Quarantino

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qwopcircles
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If the label on the orange juice says β€œno pulp”, and while drinking you find pulp, does that make the label Pulp Fiction?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/esjay86
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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Dad joke hidden in the Pulp Fiction credits (x-post from r/tumblr

http://i.imgur.com/ZhYxGkd.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grantishere
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The orange juice industry is not doing very well.

Tomorrow they will give a special press release.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cosh1990
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I’ve been to a parallel universe where oranges don’t exist, but my friends won’t believe me.

I guess they think it’s pulp fiction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddyflextape
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What did the orange name its biography?

Pulp Non-Fiction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingInTheNorth57
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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What do you call a mislabeled orange juice container?

Pulp fiction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
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People asked me to stop naming Bruce Willis movies...

But you know what they say, old habits pulp fiction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimeTraveler1895
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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My kid was reading a book about magical oranges

That was some real Pulp Fiction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_have_highground
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What do you call fake citrus?

Pulp Fiction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swagni_Main
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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#badjokethursday

What is a fake oranges favorite film?

Pulp fiction.

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I saw a documentary on the production of wood pulp the other day

It was "paper-view!"

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Unfortunately it seemed a tad informal. If it wasn't accurate, I guess it was just "Pulp Fiction"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goboatmen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2013
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The 10 year long dad joke.

When i was growing up my dad would always tell this one joke.

"Once upon time there was a daddy tomato, a mommy tomato, and a baby tomato. One day the tomato family went for a walk, however the baby tomato started to fall behind. The daddy tomato got angry and went back to baby tomato stomped on him and said ketch-up"

He told this joke at least once a month for ten years. When I was sixteen he showed me Pulp Fiction. I nearly killed him at this scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrGeOHpEGk0

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Three Tomatoes

Three Tomatoes are walking down a street. Papa Tomato, Momma Tomato, and Baby Tomato. Baby Tomato starts lagging behind, so Papa Tomato goes back and hits Baby Tomato right between the eyes, and shouts "Ketchup!!!".

Gotta give credit to Pulp Fiction.

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If an orange has been GMO modified...

does that make it pulp fiction?

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