Wei Puns

A list of puns related to "Wei"

I bought a container of protein powder, but then had to spend several seconds with my fingers knuckle-deep in the powder itself, trying to fish out the little plastic scoop that’s included.

Man I’m glad that’s out of the whey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astrosmash77
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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A drunk dude decided to drive and get more beer. After being pulled over and questioned by the cop, the cop said β€œ sir I’m going to have to put you under arrest.” The guy then said

Bud-wei-ser?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/exier--
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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How do you measure how heavy a red, hot chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmisson
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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Dad just got a soldering iron shipped to him and made the best out of the name

http://imgur.com/c4iw3Mh

Upon seeing the product, he said: "Wow, these soldering iron products have come a Long Wei."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elderly_Man
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2014
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