Today's label making craft was inspired by the OG spicy boi himself, Bruce Willis.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bizarrekevlar
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I can't stop thinking about Bruce willis movies. I guess old habits

Pulp fiction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daymanahaha
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Tragic news! Bruce Willis has died while on viagra medication.

He died hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Arthur24
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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The other day I had a friend ask me what I thought about Bruce Willis

Told him I'm a Die Hard fan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/axiomaticsteve
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Bruce Willis unfortunately passed away this morning.

Due to it being in the morning, he died hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FannyH8r
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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My friend is elated that Bruce Willis is coming to his college to give a talk...

He's a die hard fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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Do you know why Bruce Willis is a hobbit?

Because old hobbits die hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/silentpl
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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Do you think Bruce Willis will always make action movies?

Because you know what they say about old habits. They...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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What did Bruce Willis say when he saw an asteroid heading for earth?

Armageddon outta here!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timmygun
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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Willis Carrier invented air conditioning....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr-gem-524
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2017
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My wife told me to stop making references to Bruce Willis films

I told her, β€œSorry babe, old habits Die Hard.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bluebloques
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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Chuck Norris is what Willis was talkin about.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrScarlett1997
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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If Bruce Willis was a tree he would be named Spruce Willis
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuantheTacoFairy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2014
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Did you hear about the Bruce Willis movie where his power is to put smashed dishes back together?

Summer 2019 - "Unbreak-a-bowl" coming to a theater near you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshandthewolf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2018
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In 1902 Willis Carrier invented the first modern air conditioner

What a cool idea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dspates
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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Just heard this: I don't see an end to Bruce Willis's action career.

You know... Old habits Die Hard!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MADodds
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2018
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aka Bread Willis-Kutcher

Me, i.e. dad: This bread is delicious. Is it sourdough?

Wife, i.e. wife: Heck if I know. It's just a demi baguette.

Me: You know what they call if you buy two?

Wife: No; what?

Me: Demi Moore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EEMIV
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2015
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People asked me to stop naming Bruce Willis movies...

But you know what they say, old habits pulp fiction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimeTraveler1895
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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Did you see Bruce Willis overdosed on Viagra?

At least he died hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/P_SIMO1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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Bruce Willis will probably keep making action movies, because you know what they say about old habits...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/auroraborora
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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Bruce Willis will probably star in action movies for the rest of his career.

You know what they say about old habits...

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I am a die hard Bruce Willis fan.
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