Weiner Dog Puns

Not much dash in that hound

Credit u/themayanacockandlips on r/aww

Because he was told to get a long little doggie.

No Franks

EDIT: Wow! Thanks guys! One thousand up-votes is crazy for my first submission on reddit. My dad told me this joke while we were grocery shopping.

a friend's text to me: I have eaten three mini hot dogs

my response: Frankly, that sounds delicious

I declare you the weiner of the food contest

I hope you dance your buns off

I relish the opportunity to ketchup at a later date

I feel like I could have done more - any other good ones out there?

"Ready for the halloweeners?" I asked.

"Yup, or as some people call them, the empty hot dogs." He responds.

"Empty hot dogs?"

"Yup! Hollow weiners!" Intense stare for a second, "hawhawhawhaw!"

While driving by a sort of "dog fest" at a nearby park I told my wife how they had "Weiner Dog" races and made note that they didn't call them Dachshund Races.

She just said that she guessed that they would all be "Weiners" anyway.

I gleefully groaned.

I came in with grilled steaks, sausage, and hot dogs. I yelled up to my dad that hot dogs were ready and he says "Alright, sounds like a WEINER to me"

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

Someone told him to get along little doggie.

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

He wanted to get a long little doggie.

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy

So he could get along little doggie