Hot Dog Weiner Puns

No Franks

EDIT: Wow! Thanks guys! One thousand up-votes is crazy for my first submission on reddit. My dad told me this joke while we were grocery shopping.

a friend's text to me: I have eaten three mini hot dogs

my response: Frankly, that sounds delicious

I declare you the weiner of the food contest

I hope you dance your buns off

I relish the opportunity to ketchup at a later date

I feel like I could have done more - any other good ones out there?

"Ready for the halloweeners?" I asked.

"Yup, or as some people call them, the empty hot dogs." He responds.

"Empty hot dogs?"

"Yup! Hollow weiners!" Intense stare for a second, "hawhawhawhaw!"

I came in with grilled steaks, sausage, and hot dogs. I yelled up to my dad that hot dogs were ready and he says "Alright, sounds like a WEINER to me"