What did the depressed man in Saint Louis say?
βI live in a constant state of Missouriβ
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︎ May 29 2021
Did you know King Louis was famous for playing poker while on the toilet?
He never lost since he could take a royal flush any time he liked.
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︎ Jun 08 2021
I was reading the history of the French Revolution, and just found out what happened to Louis XVI βs head.
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︎ May 14 2021
What does Stevie Wonder say to Louis Armstrong?
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︎ Apr 19 2021
During the French Revolution thousands of people met their end with the blade of the guillotine, including King Louis XVI
He should have quit while he was a head
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︎ May 11 2021
Louis go to sleep.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
In the French Court of Louis XIV, going to the bathroom happened all over the place, but loud farting was really stigmatized. So people experiencing gas had to rush to a specifically appointed room called the...
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︎ Jan 13 2021
How Did Louis Pasteur Know You Can Get Sick From Germs in the Mississippi?
He was a scholar of bayou chemistry.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Louis Braille raised a valid point that made sense.
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︎ May 22 2020
I asked the driver if this ride would take me to 4th Street in St.Louis, Missouri.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
Why are people is St. Louis so hospitable?
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︎ Jun 19 2020
Every time I visit my Dad in St. Louis, he walks into the room looking depressed until whatever girl I've brought home for the holidays asks what's wrong...
His reply: "Oh, I live in a state of Missouri."
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︎ Jun 03 2020
My friend hurt his foot walking around a St.Louis landmark...
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︎ Jun 16 2020
Two friends are on a road trip and one if them sees a sign stating they are approaching Louisville. One says "we should stop in 'Louie-ville' for lunch. The other says it's not pronounced 'Louie-ville', it's 'Louis-ville'!
They go back and forth for a while, neither convincing the other that they are right. Finally they decide on a place to eat. When they get to the restaurant, one of the friends asks the person taking their order to settle it once and for all. "Me and my friend are having a debate and hopefully since you live here, you can set my friend straight. Would you please tell us... and say it clear and slow for my friend here... where are we?"
The person behind the counter gets a puzzled look on his face, then says
>!"Buuuuuurrrrrr gerrrrrr Kiiiiiiinnnnggg"!<
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︎ Mar 25 2020
The city of St. Louis is offering huge tax breaks to major corporations so that big businesses can move in.
Because Missouri loves Company.
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︎ May 19 2019
Everyone thinks King Louis XIV was a bad leader
But it wasn't until the end that he really lost his head.
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︎ Feb 21 2019
What did the St. Louis police say when they couldn't arrest a man placing snails on people?
It's about slime we caught this Louisville slugger!
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︎ Jul 30 2017
Vintage pun from Robert Louis Steventon's "The Strange Case of Dr. Jeckel and Mr. Hyde", 1886.
"ΒIf he be Mr. Hyde,Β he had thought, ΒI shall be Mr. Seek.Β"
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︎ Jul 08 2016
I tried to find some dirt on Louis CK
Turns out he's a stand up guy.
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︎ Sep 05 2017
I've been very upset lately, had to move to St Louis..
..and ever since then I've been living my life in Missouri.
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︎ May 20 2017
My wife and I were talking about King Louis XIV.
We were talking about how he had to have things a certain way to distract people so they wouldn't rise against him.
Her: "He was really strict about things being a certain way. He was an anal freak."
Me: "I believe that was his brother."
Commence the biggest eye-roll you've ever seen.
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︎ Nov 23 2013
Louis C.K.
He's a real stand-up guy.
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︎ Jan 04 2015
This is what my dad sent me when I was telling him about my first trip to St. Louis.
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︎ Oct 28 2013
So ny son saw a Flash cosplayer at the St Louis Comicon.
He wanted a picture with him so i asked the guy if he allowed Flash photography...
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︎ Apr 10 2014
I have been reading some history on the French revolution and found out what happened to Louis XVI's head
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︎ Jul 27 2020
I was reading the history of the French Revolution, and just found out what happened to Louis XVI βs head.
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︎ Apr 09 2019
Every time I visit my dad in St. Louis, he will walk into a room looking depressed until whatever girl I've brought home for the holidays asks what's wrong.
His reply: "Oh, I live in a state of Missouri."
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︎ Jul 26 2017
I was reading the history of the French Revolution, and just found out what happened to Louis XVI 's head.
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︎ Dec 12 2019
Every time I visit my dad in St. Louis, he will walk into the room looking depressed until whatever girl I brought home for the weekend asks what's wrong.
Lol, jk I'm a redditor, I've never brought a girl home, and that is why I'm the one in a state of Missouri.
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