I heard trees are green
It's Pasteur bedtime
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Toot Suite
He was a scholar of bayou chemistry.
Ooops, wrong bus!
Missouri loves company!
His reply: "Oh, I live in a state of Missouri."
It was the Arch.
They go back and forth for a while, neither convincing the other that they are right. Finally they decide on a place to eat. When they get to the restaurant, one of the friends asks the person taking their order to settle it once and for all. "Me and my friend are having a debate and hopefully since you live here, you can set my friend straight. Would you please tell us... and say it clear and slow for my friend here... where are we?"
The person behind the counter gets a puzzled look on his face, then says
>!"Buuuuuurrrrrr gerrrrrr Kiiiiiiinnnnggg"!<
Because Missouri loves Company.
But it wasn't until the end that he really lost his head.
It's about slime we caught this Louisville slugger!
"ΒIf he be Mr. Hyde,Β he had thought, ΒI shall be Mr. Seek.Β"
Turns out he's a stand up guy.
..and ever since then I've been living my life in Missouri.
We were talking about how he had to have things a certain way to distract people so they wouldn't rise against him.
Her: "He was really strict about things being a certain way. He was an anal freak."
Me: "I believe that was his brother."
Commence the biggest eye-roll you've ever seen.
He's a real stand-up guy.
He wanted a picture with him so i asked the guy if he allowed Flash photography...
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His reply: "Oh, I live in a state of Missouri."
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Lol, jk I'm a redditor, I've never brought a girl home, and that is why I'm the one in a state of Missouri.
