Lui - girl
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πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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If Luis Fonsi crosses the border...

...does he become trespacito?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_MrFlippy_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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I heard Luis Fonsi died the other day.

Deathbycito

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlopScratch
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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What does Luis Fonsi do in a bank?

He despasits money.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PapaSmurfCRO
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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This pun is 20/20
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mtchllyng
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2018
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Why did no one want to sit next to the chicken on the bus?

He smelt fowl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sr_ChalupaBatman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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Classic when meeting a friend's parents.

So I'm at a friend's house and his parents are there. He introduces me and then his dad takes over.

-- Hi just_another_juan I'm Luis, and this is my wife. Most people call her Veronica but I usually call her on the phone.

EDIT: Grammar; extra word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/just_another_juan
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