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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swiss64
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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Why does Scooby doo roll Shaggy’s joints?

Shaggy’s joints don’t stay together, but Scooby’s Doobies Doooo!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Layneg33
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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What sound does a bath bomb make?

KA-BALM!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/novemberain212
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How to politely tell your Greek friend Robert to be quite.

Sush-Ka-bob.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KiddSwill
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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What sound does a vacuum sweeper make when it explodes?

KA-BROOM!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justcallmebean
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Can someone help me with a joke?

I think I have something here, just need a little help with the ending. This is what I have so far.

In the interrogation room, Joe Ga pleaded with police to let him go. He explained the man they are really after is Joe Ka, who has been systematically committing crimes and calling out his own name in the process knowing how similar they sound.

"This is all just a setup, the real Joe Ka is..."

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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What do you call a Japanese swordfish?

A KaTUNA!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LunchBox3188
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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What do you call it when you grab free money out of the air?

Ka-Ching

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πŸ‘€︎ u/esherman92
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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What’s Lightning McQueen’s favorite takeout order?

Chicken Ka-Chow mein

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adraz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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What did the terrorist wish to his colleague on his birthday?

Congratulations! Have a blast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/salmankhan787
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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What is the most Halal way to eat corn?

Corn on The Ka’aba.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArchOfAce
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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How'd the Owl learn maths?

With Ka-Hoot ;)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tumbleflop
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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My dad just dropped this one as I'm trying to locate a magizine to roll up

Me: Ew Dad there's a beetle on the wall!

Dad: Wait which one?

Me: The wall right across from me!

Dad: No! Which Beatle? Ringo? John?

He hasn't stopped laughing and won't help me get the beetle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chelseasmile2121
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2014
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What does a Super Saiyen also put on their sandwich?

Ka-Mayo-Mayo!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuTheLunatic
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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If a chinese man has to pay, what's his name?

Ka Ching

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChosenMate
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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Learn Chinese in 5 min

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES (You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...

  1. Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong
  2. Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
  3. See me ASAP............. Kum Hia Nao
  4. Stupid Man...................... Dum Fuk
  5. Small horse... Tai Ni Po Ni
  6. Did you go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan
  7. I bumped in to a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
  8. I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat
  9. It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim
  10. I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching
  11. This is a tow away zone... No Pah King
  12. staying out of sight... Lei Ying Lo
  13. He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka
  14. Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu
  15. Great... Fa Kin Su Pah
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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A panda walked into a bar

And said to the bartender "i'll have a vod.....ka and a coke please. The bartender asks "why the big pause?" The panda replied "i was born with them"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lieghannsheriden
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2016
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Indian Puns

Agar kisine Favde ka galat istemaal kiya to UNEARTH hoo jayegaπŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thathathiguy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2016
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Why don't they allow Buffallo on Kayaks?

Because its a Ka-YAK not a Ka-UFFALLO!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2016
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I kicked 80s references into high gear with my family last night.

We were driving to the fireworks celebration in town as Bad Company's "Feel Like Making Love" played on the radio.

> Hey, if I worked as a manager at a glove factory, I would would ask new employees if they 🎢 Feel like makin' gloves?!? 🎢

Of course I couldn't let it go, so I followed it up with:

> If I worked at an aviary that specialized in dove procreation, I would ask my co-workers each morning if they 🎢 Feel like makin' doves?!? 🎢

The wife thought it was funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boyerman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2016
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My dad jokes too. . .

So having just seen this subreddit, I realize that my dad makes dad jokes too!

Here's some examples!

Whenever I / my sister would fall, or crash into something. Like, say, I fell on the floor

Me: Owww! Dad! I fell on the floor!

Dad: Oh no! Is the floor alright?!

(ba dum chhh!)


My sister's name is Helga, which can also translate to weekend in Norwegian

Dad: Question.

Helga: Yeah?

Dad: What are you doing in the weekend, weekend?

(ba dum bow-bow kachika-wow chhh!!)


Dad and me are avid fishers, so we've gone on fishing-trips in the nearby fjord, my dad is the type who buys the most expensive gear and fancies himself a bit of an expert

Dad: Say, let's make this interesting, let's have a fishing competition!

Me: Okay!

later that day I had gotten by far the most and biggest catches

Me: Hah, I won dad!

Dad: No, no. We weren't fishing about the most fish caught, the winner was the one with the least fish! I won!

(ba chinka dinga ka pow, bow dow kow!!!)

... Okay, so maybe the last one wasn't much of a joke, though. Hope you enjoyed the dadly jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeSanti
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2014
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Whenever I'm with my teenage children and the song "Boom Clap" by Charlie XCX comes on the radio, I will will loudly sing.....

Ka-Boom, Crap, the sound of my fart, The reek goes on and on and on and on and....

It's always a guaranteed eye-roll, especially when my daughter is with her friends.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2014
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