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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swiss64
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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Why does Scooby doo roll Shaggy’s joints?

Shaggy’s joints don’t stay together, but Scooby’s Doobies Doooo!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Layneg33
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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What sound does a bath bomb make?

KA-BALM!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/novemberain212
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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How to politely tell your Greek friend Robert to be quite.

Sush-Ka-bob.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KiddSwill
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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What sound does a vacuum sweeper make when it explodes?

KA-BROOM!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justcallmebean
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Can someone help me with a joke?

I think I have something here, just need a little help with the ending. This is what I have so far.

In the interrogation room, Joe Ga pleaded with police to let him go. He explained the man they are really after is Joe Ka, who has been systematically committing crimes and calling out his own name in the process knowing how similar they sound.

"This is all just a setup, the real Joe Ka is..."

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What do you call it when you grab free money out of the air?

Ka-Ching

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πŸ‘€︎ u/esherman92
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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What do you call a Japanese swordfish?

A KaTUNA!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LunchBox3188
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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What’s Lightning McQueen’s favorite takeout order?

Chicken Ka-Chow mein

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adraz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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What did the terrorist wish to his colleague on his birthday?

Congratulations! Have a blast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/salmankhan787
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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What is the most Halal way to eat corn?

Corn on The Ka’aba.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArchOfAce
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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How'd the Owl learn maths?

With Ka-Hoot ;)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tumbleflop
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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My dad just dropped this one as I'm trying to locate a magizine to roll up

Me: Ew Dad there's a beetle on the wall!

Dad: Wait which one?

Me: The wall right across from me!

Dad: No! Which Beatle? Ringo? John?

He hasn't stopped laughing and won't help me get the beetle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chelseasmile2121
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2014
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What does a Super Saiyen also put on their sandwich?

Ka-Mayo-Mayo!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuTheLunatic
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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A panda walked into a bar

And said to the bartender "i'll have a vod.....ka and a coke please. The bartender asks "why the big pause?" The panda replied "i was born with them"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lieghannsheriden
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2016
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Indian Puns

Agar kisine Favde ka galat istemaal kiya to UNEARTH hoo jayegaπŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thathathiguy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2016
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Why don't they allow Buffallo on Kayaks?

Because its a Ka-YAK not a Ka-UFFALLO!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sdonaghy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2016
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What do Owls play for fun?

Ka-Hoot!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mcklauster
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2017
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I kicked 80s references into high gear with my family last night.

We were driving to the fireworks celebration in town as Bad Company's "Feel Like Making Love" played on the radio.

> Hey, if I worked as a manager at a glove factory, I would would ask new employees if they 🎢 Feel like makin' gloves?!? 🎢

Of course I couldn't let it go, so I followed it up with:

> If I worked at an aviary that specialized in dove procreation, I would ask my co-workers each morning if they 🎢 Feel like makin' doves?!? 🎢

The wife thought it was funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boyerman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2016
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