I'm mass-turd-baiting.
Because they were naught-zis (Nazis).
(My 6 year old came up with this joke on his own out of the blue.)
Snot-zis
(One of my father's favorite's growing up)
The Swasti-car.
... my mom was getting ready to take a shower and asked my dad to call reception and ask for a hair dryer. He discreetly took his cell, went into the other room and called our room. My mom answered the phone and in his best German accent said: "Zis is reception Herr Draier speaking."
A Yaht-Zi
They did Na-zi that coming...
As soon as they found out they were in trouble, they started over the radio, “Mayday, Mayday, We are Sinking, I repeat, We are sinking!”
A little while later the German Coast Guard responds, “ Allo, zis is zee German Coast Guard, Vat are you sinking about?”
Because he got caught up in a pond-zi scheme
... to be a good dad.
"Why can't you ask a German how high his sunflower is?" "(oh god) Why?" "Cause he'll say, 'ZIS HIGH! http://emptysuit.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/504842c.jpg'"
