Lately I’ve been storing all my extra change in some bushes outside.

I’m starting my own hedge fund.

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I hate it when uppercase & lowercase letters are mixed together in a phrase...

It's a WoRsT cAsE sCeNaRiO

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Firetruck plowing through an intersection xpost /r/unexpected
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What's the largest pottery company in USA?

Puerto-Ri Co.

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Texting lunch plans w/ Dad while I'm in a meeting, when suddenly...
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👤︎ u/dtsjr
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Pops has always been the sensitive type.

Family was discussing how my brother's ex-girlfriend's grandmother is being transported to RI to be buried after passing away in Florida.

Me: Isn't it sorta weird... you know.. that there could be a dead person flying in a plane en route to Rhode Island.

Dad: No, not really. I'd say the guy she was sitting next to would be the only one a little creeped out.

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