Pretty dhang hai
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Credit to u/gagga_hai
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HansProductions
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Fun fact: Every dictionary has at least 1 mistake in it!

In the M section, right after mist.

Thanks HAI

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashers132
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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Dad holds baby boy

Baby smiles and starts to coo. "Hai ku, I am dad."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ebkbk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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Mr. Cleaver got a staph infection...

Ward have MRSA!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ax2ronn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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[English/Dutch Bilingual Pun] Two fish meet in the ocean, one speaking English and the other speaking Dutch.

English fish: "Hi!"

Dutch fish: "WAAR?!"

(Edit: It also works with German. "WO?!")

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2017
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What do you call an intelligence test that asks you questions specifically about Japanese poems?

A haiQ test

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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Learn Chinese in 5 min

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES (You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...

  1. Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong
  2. Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
  3. See me ASAP............. Kum Hia Nao
  4. Stupid Man...................... Dum Fuk
  5. Small horse... Tai Ni Po Ni
  6. Did you go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan
  7. I bumped in to a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
  8. I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat
  9. It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim
  10. I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching
  11. This is a tow away zone... No Pah King
  12. staying out of sight... Lei Ying Lo
  13. He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka
  14. Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu
  15. Great... Fa Kin Su Pah
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πŸ‘€︎ u/edg0023
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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Regular fish get educated in schools, but where do sharks go for education?

Ok this requires a bit of context. In Norwegian, shark translates to hai. The answer is therefore:

Sharks go to Hai-Schools!

This is quite a classic, in norwegian, but as we don’t call groups of fish schools, i found this joke works for both languages! Hope you enjoyed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imodigum
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2018
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How high is a man from China...

*Haow Hai

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wicklefuk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2017
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My 5 year old daughter to me: "Daddy, what do you call a poet who sneezes during a performance?"

"A hai-choo!"

She learns from the best ;-)

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2016
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Dad holds baby son.

Baby laughs and starts to coo.

β€œHai ku, I am dad.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigjuicymelons
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2017
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