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Hai Puns

A list of puns related to "Hai"

Pretty dhang hai
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👤︎ u/Emotional_Nazi1942
📅︎ Jan 05 2021
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Credit to u/gagga_hai
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👤︎ u/HansProductions
📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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Fun fact: Every dictionary has at least 1 mistake in it!

In the M section, right after mist.

Thanks HAI

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👤︎ u/Ashers132
📅︎ Feb 01 2021
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Dad holds baby boy

Baby smiles and starts to coo. "Hai ku, I am dad."

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👤︎ u/Kerlandays
📅︎ Nov 16 2020
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Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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👤︎ u/ebkbk
📅︎ Nov 24 2018
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Mr. Cleaver got a staph infection...

Ward have MRSA!

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👤︎ u/ax2ronn
📅︎ Dec 19 2019
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[English/Dutch Bilingual Pun] Two fish meet in the ocean, one speaking English and the other speaking Dutch.

English fish: "Hi!"

Dutch fish: "WAAR?!"

(Edit: It also works with German. "WO?!")

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👤︎ u/thefizzynator
📅︎ Mar 08 2017
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What do you call an intelligence test that asks you questions specifically about Japanese poems?

A haiQ test

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Oct 24 2018
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Regular fish get educated in schools, but where do sharks go for education?

Ok this requires a bit of context. In Norwegian, shark translates to hai. The answer is therefore:

Sharks go to Hai-Schools!

This is quite a classic, in norwegian, but as we don’t call groups of fish schools, i found this joke works for both languages! Hope you enjoyed!

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👤︎ u/Imodigum
📅︎ Aug 31 2018
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How high is a man from China...

*Haow Hai

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👤︎ u/Wicklefuk
📅︎ Jun 22 2017
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My 5 year old daughter to me: "Daddy, what do you call a poet who sneezes during a performance?"

"A hai-choo!"

She learns from the best ;-)

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👤︎ u/barscarsandguitars
📅︎ Jan 12 2016
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Dad holds baby son.

Baby laughs and starts to coo.

“Hai ku, I am dad.”

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👤︎ u/bigjuicymelons
📅︎ Nov 16 2017
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