I watched a documentary on how they built the Golden Gate Bridge.
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︎ Jan 27 2021
I once watched a couple of cows smoke weed and play poker
I guess the steaks were pretty high
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︎ Feb 03 2021
Iβve just watched a movie about a gentleman having his broken leg fixed with bandages and a plaster of paris....
......what a great cast!!
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︎ Feb 09 2021
I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel a little sick.
It must be the high Mercury content.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
I recently watched the film Dunkirk on Netflix
I was really disappointed when I found out it wasn't a William Shatner biopic.
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︎ Feb 05 2021
Watched Age of Ultron yesterday..
I still don't get why there was so much fighting over how old the guy was.
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︎ Jan 23 2021
My wife and I watched 3 movies back to back last night.
Luckily I was the one facing the screen.
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Just watched all the Harry Potter movies back to back with a friend
Stupid, really, because it meant I couldn't see the TV
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︎ Jul 29 2020
I finally watched Dirty Dancing for the first time.
I had the time of my life.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
Watched a documentary on burping...
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Just watched an episode of 24 where Jack Bauer had to decide to either help the cartel transfer cannabis crystals into the U.S within 24 hours or they would blow up the Gulf Coast states.
...It was Kief or Southernland.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
Did you hear about the person who watched too many Shrek movies?
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︎ Dec 20 2020
Communists around the world watched gleefully as the Washington riots unfolded.
Karl Marx was right when he wrote Das Capitol.
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︎ Jan 08 2021
I recently watched a documentary on how ships are made
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︎ Dec 09 2020
I watched a documentary about graphs, but it was really disappointing.
The plot was predictable. The special f(x) was terrible.
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︎ Oct 16 2020
I watched a Cyberpunk 2077 gameplay video and there were lots of bugs in it.
There was a bug where an NPC in the game just phases through a door like thereβs nothing right there.
Guess thatβs what you get when watching a walkthrough gameplay video.
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︎ Dec 11 2020
A watched pot never boils...
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︎ Nov 30 2020
I recently watched "Nosferatu" for the first time. Interesting. Now, I'm checking out "Nosfera 2: New Berlin-ings".
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︎ Oct 30 2020
I watched an old lady in a head wrap get mugged for her purse before she quickly stabbed the man and took it back.
It was a shawl shank redemption
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︎ Nov 22 2020
i watched "Frozen" once
it was good but i had to let it go
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︎ Oct 23 2020
I just watched a Movie about a y= x graph!
The plot was a bit predictable
And a little flat!
Had good Special f(x) though
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︎ Oct 10 2020
I watched a film about a goverment loan. There was a lot of action.
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︎ Oct 19 2020
I watched Aladdin lastnight
it opened up a whole new world for me.
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︎ Oct 22 2020
I recently watched a documentary on Mike Tyson. I had no idea he was so religious...
He kept saying he likes to hit people in the FAITH!!!
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︎ Sep 30 2020
What did Baby Yoda say the first time he watched The Mandalorian on a high-def screen?
Not HDMI, because Baby Yoda can't speak.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
I recently watched a Reality show about flat earthers trying to find the edge of the world, but it was a little disappointing.
The finale wasnβt a cliffhanger.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
I just watched endgame
I guess everything is done and dusted
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︎ Oct 29 2020
I just watched a program about beavers.
It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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︎ Jun 23 2020
Just watched a video about fancy drills
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︎ Sep 23 2020
βPoor old fool.β thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought heβd humor the old man and asked, βSo how many have you caught today?β
The old man replied, βYouβre the eighth.β
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︎ May 19 2020
I watched a dwarf escape from prison today. As he climbed down the fence, he smirked at me.
I thought to myself, "Hmmm, that's a little condescending."
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︎ May 06 2020
What did Abraham Lincoln say when he watched a Call of Duty killcam?
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︎ Sep 13 2020
Just watched a movie where the main protagonist decapitates a guy with a carβs rear fin.
Oh sorry, βSPOILERS A HEADβ
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Just watched an episode of MasterChef. The contestants had to successfully infuse a lump of meat with THC or get eliminated
I guess you could say the steaks were high
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︎ May 07 2020
"So you stood there and watched while I dropped all of the laundry?"
"Yep, I watched it all unfold."
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︎ Jul 08 2020
I watched a documentary about frogs
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︎ Jul 10 2020
I just watched a video of a drill.
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︎ Apr 29 2020
Today I watched all the Thor movies
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︎ Aug 27 2020
Last night my wife and I watched three movies back to back
Luckily I was the one facing the TV
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︎ Sep 26 2020
I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel a little sick.
Must be the high Mercury content.
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︎ Mar 01 2020
Last night me and my wife watched three movies back to back.
Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
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︎ Oct 02 2020
My friend and I watched 2 movies back to back
Luckily I was the one facing the TV
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︎ Aug 29 2020
I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row and now I feel a little sick.
Must be the high Mercury content.
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︎ Jul 20 2020
I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel a little sick.
It must be the high Mercury content.
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︎ Aug 05 2020
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